Population | 7.032 billion |
Capital | Pendragost |
Leader | High Chairman Jazulian |
Faith | Hwerdzgom |
Currency | 🍃 🍁 🍂 |
Animal | ⭐️ 🐈 |
The Eldritch Nightmare of The Twelve Worlds is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by High Chairman Jazulian with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, ubiquitous missile silos, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.032 billion Frondauris are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pendragost. The average income tax rate is 65.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Frondauri economy, worth 985 trillion 🍃 🍁 🍂s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 140,147 🍃 🍁 🍂s, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.
Voting is voluntary, Frondauris suffer not the eggplant emoji to live, '⭐️ 🐈nado 6: You Gotta Be Kidding Me' is this summer's top-grossing movie, and tourists on boat cruises can't figure out why they smell so fishy afterward. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Twelve Worlds's national animal is the ⭐️ 🐈, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hwerdzgom.
The Twelve Worlds is ranked 151,246th in the world and 7th in After the Fall for Most Stationary, with 156.29849719112 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Twelve Worlds, tourists on boat cruises can't figure out why they smell so fishy afterward.
- : Following new legislation in The Twelve Worlds, '⭐️ 🐈nado 6: You Gotta Be Kidding Me' is this summer's top-grossing movie.
- : Following new legislation in The Twelve Worlds, Frondauris suffer not the eggplant emoji to live.
- : Following new legislation in The Twelve Worlds, voting is voluntary.
- : Following new legislation in The Twelve Worlds, foreign leaders are advising that High Chairman Jazulian's letters must have gotten lost in the mail.
- : The Twelve Worlds was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Devout.
- : Following new legislation in The Twelve Worlds, many of the unemployed have had the fight taken out of them.
- : Following new legislation in The Twelve Worlds, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation.
- : Following new legislation in The Twelve Worlds, boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard.
- : Following new legislation in The Twelve Worlds, the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market.