Population | 10.998 billion |
Capital | Stafford |
Leader | Patrick J Barnes |
Faith | Roman Catholicism |
Currency | Trillar |
Animal | BMP-2 |
The Eternal Forthright Republic of The Trilla Gang Mafia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Patrick J Barnes with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 10.998 billion Homies are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stafford. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Confederate economy, worth a remarkable 3,920 trillion Trillars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 356,477 Trillars, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.
College students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas, one can walk from one side of Stafford to the other without setting foot on Confederate soil, and Patrick J Barnes has a wardrobe full of fake designer suits. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Trilla Gang Mafia's national animal is the BMP-2, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.
The Trilla Gang Mafia is ranked 139,014th in the world and 72nd in Anteria for Most Stationary, with 215.93546596788 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Trilla Gang Mafia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
- : Following new legislation in The Trilla Gang Mafia, Patrick J Barnes has a wardrobe full of fake designer suits.
- : Following new legislation in The Trilla Gang Mafia, one can walk from one side of Stafford to the other without setting foot on Confederate soil.
- : The Trilla Gang Mafia endorsed The United Commonwealth of Krossyon.
- : Following new legislation in The Trilla Gang Mafia, online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas.
- : Following new legislation in The Trilla Gang Mafia, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys.
- : Following new legislation in The Trilla Gang Mafia, all artwork is carefully screened for offensive material.
- : The Trilla Gang Mafia was reclassified from "Anarchy" to "Corporate Bordello".
- : Following new legislation in The Trilla Gang Mafia, a surprising number of travelers carry their water in vodka bottles.
- : Following new legislation in The Trilla Gang Mafia, the election for Patrick J Barnes's office's janitor is heating up.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 21 » Antara, Lesser Velutaria, Sab Demenr, The Modern New Spanish Empire, Khirmania, Greater Efrafa, Speke, Tech Zern, Ariree, Respublica Hyliana, Krobach, Tangosia, Anahuac, Romanus Americanus, Ichijiku, Greater Penguinia, Iwonia, Swinas, Kathricore, La Montilla, and Lost Astoria.