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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 109thMost Armed: 110thRudest Citizens: 124th
The Eternal Forthright Republic of
Corporate Bordello Patriotic Business Zone
Trilla 'til the End
Influence
Diplomat
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Trilla Gang Mafia

Population10.998 billion

CapitalStafford
LeaderPatrick J Barnes
FaithRoman Catholicism

CurrencyTrillar
AnimalBMP-2

The Eternal Forthright Republic of The Trilla Gang Mafia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Patrick J Barnes with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 10.998 billion Homies are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stafford. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Confederate economy, worth a remarkable 3,920 trillion Trillars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 356,477 Trillars, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

College students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas, one can walk from one side of Stafford to the other without setting foot on Confederate soil, and Patrick J Barnes has a wardrobe full of fake designer suits. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Trilla Gang Mafia's national animal is the BMP-2, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

The Trilla Gang Mafia is ranked 139,014th in the world and 72nd in Anteria for Most Stationary, with 215.93546596788 days.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 109thMost Armed: 110thRudest Citizens: 124thHighest Crime Rates: 124thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 150thFattest Citizens: 162ndMost Avoided: 206thLargest Retail Industry: 232ndLargest Gambling Industry: 269thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 358thHighest Disposable Incomes: 406thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 617thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 814thMost Rebellious Youth: 947thMost Influential: 1,043rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,114thHighest Average Incomes: 1,620thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,723rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,351stLargest Mining Sector: 2,692ndTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,510thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,835thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,257thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,300thMost Devout: 4,367thHighest Economic Output: 4,886thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,635thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,420thMost Cultured: 6,711thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,064thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,574thMost Patriotic: 7,760thLargest Insurance Industry: 8,301stMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,549thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,795thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,031stLargest Governments: 11,916thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,514thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 15,126thLargest Black Market: 24,302ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 24,577thHighest Drug Use: 26,229th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 7th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 7th in the regionMost Patriotic: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 9th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 10th in the regionMost Cultured: 11th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 12th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 13th in the regionLargest Black Market: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Trilla Gang Mafia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
  • : Following new legislation in The Trilla Gang Mafia, Patrick J Barnes has a wardrobe full of fake designer suits.
  • : Following new legislation in The Trilla Gang Mafia, one can walk from one side of Stafford to the other without setting foot on Confederate soil.
  • : The Trilla Gang Mafia endorsed The United Commonwealth of Krossyon.
  • : Following new legislation in The Trilla Gang Mafia, online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas.
  • : Following new legislation in The Trilla Gang Mafia, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys.
  • : Following new legislation in The Trilla Gang Mafia, all artwork is carefully screened for offensive material.
  • : The Trilla Gang Mafia was reclassified from "Anarchy" to "Corporate Bordello".
  • : Following new legislation in The Trilla Gang Mafia, a surprising number of travelers carry their water in vodka bottles.
  • : Following new legislation in The Trilla Gang Mafia, the election for Patrick J Barnes's office's janitor is heating up.

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