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Most Authoritarian: 14,440thMost Conservative: 14,634thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,119th
The TOTALLY NOT TYRANNY of
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ALL LOVE DEAREST LEADER KIM-YO-JONG VI
DEAREST LEADER KIM-YO-JONG VI
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THE SECOND NORTH KOREA

Population1.409 billion

CapitalPYONGYANG DEAREST LEADER CITY
LeaderDEAREST LEADER KIM-YO-JONG VI
FaithKIM-YO-JONG VI

CurrencyDEAREST LEADER COINS
AnimalALL ANIMALS LOVE DEAREST LEADER

The TOTALLY NOT TYRANNY of THE SECOND NORTH KOREA is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by DEAREST LEADER KIM-YO-JONG VI with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.409 billion Koreans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of PYONGYANG DEAREST LEADER CITY. The average income tax rate is 46.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong SECOND NORTH KOREAian economy, worth 90.1 trillion DEAREST LEADER COINS a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 63,980 DEAREST LEADER COINS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

DEAREST LEADER KIM-YO-JONG VI's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, government popup ads are springing up like weeds, and ten-year-olds are applying for lemonade stand operator licences. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. THE SECOND NORTH KOREA's national animal is the ALL ANIMALS LOVE DEAREST LEADER, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is KIM-YO-JONG VI.

THE SECOND NORTH KOREA is ranked 115,818th in the world and 62nd in First World Order for Highest Economic Output, with 90.1 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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