by Max Barry

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The Salaxalans was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 313
Most Influential: 56thMost Valuable International Artwork: 107thMost Rebellious Youth: 187th
The Potato-Poet of
Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone
Two potatoes for all!
WA Delegate / FA Person
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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The Salaxalans

Population18.299 billion

LeaderSvlad Cjelli

AnimalElectric Monk

The Potato-Poet of The Salaxalans is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Svlad Cjelli with a fair hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, rampant corporate plagiarism, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 18.299 billion Salaxians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Social Policy, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rime. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Salaxalansian economy, worth a remarkable 4,512 trillion Dirks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 246,573 Dirks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, '.lib' or '.con' domains indicate whether Salaxalansian websites are meant for liberals or conservatives, and the television adaptation of Jennifer Government is the most popular program in the nation. Crime is totally unknown. The Salaxalans's national animal is the Electric Monk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Chronology.

The Salaxalans is ranked 240,417th in the world and 298th in Spiritus for Highest Disposable Incomes, with zero Standard Monetary Units.

Most Influential: 56thMost Valuable International Artwork: 107thMost Rebellious Youth: 187thMost Advanced Public Transport: 285thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 418thMost Cultured: 422ndMost Advanced Public Education: 475thMost Cheerful Citizens: 516thHighest Average Tax Rates: 714thLeast Corrupt Governments: 715thSmartest Citizens: 719thMost Pacifist: 738thMost Beautiful Environments: 739thLargest Publishing Industry: 743rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 798thMost Developed: 800thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 833rdLargest Governments: 847thHealthiest Citizens: 863rdLongest Average Lifespans: 930thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 932ndNicest Citizens: 1,056thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,079thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,411thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,497thBest Weather: 1,623rdSafest: 1,722ndMost Stationary: 2,088thHighest Economic Output: 2,411thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,913thHighest Average Incomes: 3,616thMost Inclusive: 3,990thMost Devout: 4,507thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,172ndLowest Crime Rates: 6,188thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,429thLargest Populations: 9,227thMost Efficient Economies: 11,421stTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 21,504thMost Income Equality: 23,241st
Most Influential: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Inclusive: 10th in the regionSafest: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 12th in the regionTop
Most Devout: 17th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 20th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 23rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 26th in the region

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