The Holy Commune of The Royal Republic of Kumania is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by High Priest Jimmy with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 23.539 billion Kumanians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The medium-sized, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kumania City. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Kumanian economy, worth a remarkable 7,176 trillion Kumen a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 304,894 Kumen, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,060,524 per year while the poor average 63,877, a ratio of 16.6 to 1.

Female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, the possibility of gain causes universal pain, hospitals are amongst the best-funded in the region, and people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations. Crime is totally unknown. The Royal Republic of Kumania's national animal is the Polar Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of Cheeses.

The Royal Republic of Kumania is ranked 9,637^th in the world and 10^th in The Confederacy of Free Nations for Safest, scoring 121.78 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.