The AVAAC Conglomerate of The Republic of Osea is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Who knows honestly with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 4.964 billion Oseans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oured. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 88.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Osean economy, worth a remarkable 1,804 trillion Zollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 363,513 Zollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

Overweight people receive reparations checks from fast-food chains, nobody is quite sure what the government's last policy decision was but fans are saying it'll make The Republic of Osea great again, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security, and the end of communism came with retail rather than revolution. Crime is totally unknown. The Republic of Osea's national animal is the White Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Profit.

The Republic of Osea is ranked 1,778^th in the world and 1^st in Doom for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 29,985.15 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.