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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 380thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 744thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,110th
The Democratic Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce
Kburin li ahna Maltin
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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The Republic of Maltaland

Population4.889 billion

LeaderG D Marsan
FaithCatholic Church

CurrencyMalta Euro

The Democratic Republic of The Republic of Maltaland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by G D Marsan with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, anti-smoking policies, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.889 billion The Republics of Maltaland are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Administration, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marsa. The average income tax rate is 71.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Maltese economy, worth 789 trillion Malta Euros a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Woodchip Exports, Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 161,476 Malta Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Traveller camps regularly block five-lane superhighways, all weapon research has been banned, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, and the nation is completely gun-free. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Republic of Maltaland's national animal is the Thrush, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catholic Church.

The Republic of Maltaland is ranked 238,158th in the world and 8,996th in The North Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.14 Weapons Per Person.

Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 380thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 744thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,110thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,404thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,493rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,924thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,027thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 2,734thLargest Black Market: 2,861stMost Avoided: 3,097thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,120thMost Influential: 3,744thMost Primitive: 4,023rdLargest Publishing Industry: 6,602ndMost Rebellious Youth: 7,319thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,684thLargest Retail Industry: 9,918thLargest Mining Sector: 10,011thHighest Average Incomes: 11,943rdTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 12,731stMost Efficient Economies: 12,856thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,604thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,530thMost Cultured: 19,935thMost Secular: 21,002ndLargest Governments: 21,849thMost Authoritarian: 22,634thHighest Economic Output: 24,125thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 24,197thLowest Crime Rates: 24,284th
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 34th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 36th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 51st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 69th in the regionMost Avoided: 79th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 96th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 116th in the regionLargest Black Market: 117th in the regionMost Primitive: 157th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 196th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 278th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 317th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 360th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 392nd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 503rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 524th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 572nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 620th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 679th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 801st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 803rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 857th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 152 » Lulubellia, Barabolia, Kragsgale, Venicea, Votak Matim, Republica Guilleana, Yaorozu, Star Kingdom, Great Bights Mum, Aerilia, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Sundred, Shadowrik, McMasterdonia, Orado, Hamerica, Guer Aike, Sachi, Svenskskit, Xentherida, Koda-Land, Corfad, Former English Colony, The Rhein States, Bharathvarsh, Zzozona, Selfgradatude, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Shibutani, Siwale, Interdimensional Zone, Crusadam, Territorio di Nessuno, Hardscrabble, El Fiji Grande, Illusia and Neverendia, Ellbonnia, Empy, The Tampa Bay Rays, Bankowiata, Omnistria, Yokciq Empire, Dar es Saalam, Dreadton, Kazoo Basin, Notyoutopia, New Lakemba, The Pantheons, Vesteysia, Cretox State, and 102 others.Frances Francis the First of France, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Malta Comino Gozo, Climeria, Ethnon, Ravendi, Madjack, Pytong, Sikol, Valentine Z, Sil Dorsett, Odelinor, Wilkshire, Pallaith, Aeolist, Loutsland, Port Naga, Nodnarb, Imperial Pieserged, Francois Isidore, Slyakanya, Valgarda, Clan Spaniel, Svenskan, Zemnaya Svoboda, Nordic-British Union, Runeda, Maott, Figyjharli, North Bratislava, Wineclaw, Sanjurika, Wapistan, Trumpski, Solcius, The Republic of Free Peoples, Rising Sakura, -Slovania, Dangine, Sunto, Lol2639, Siforpeo, Travislavania, Kromi, Chips and Guac, Pinguioris, Simone Republic, Xagill, Blyskalia, Tyirza, Kranostav, Super Girl, Holy Oranz, Xyrron, Libertania Democratica, Pasargad, Erisoria, Aryan Homeland, BTProductions, Draconian Progression, Yellops, Steampunk Ariel, ForestMythal, Mon Island, Tringapore, Religioncord, Defense For The World Assembly, Korean-Joseon, Centrialand, Duryanistan, Planes, Seanat, Tsandonown, Libvillia, Ariele, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Greater Ale Permars, Perikuresu, Merconitonitopia, Card Kingdom, Boston Castle, Fraystonia, Jaxikistan, Kastonvia, The Mazur Empire, Sopernia, Mitropola, Apollo Park, East Akra, Duurania, Bearical, Fizban, The Sansvich, Unshleepd, Muqatil, Nova Arcania, Outer Shenendoah, Lionia, Capablanca, Sahriastan, His Enduring Majesty, and Tibus Heth.

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