Population | 3.87 billion |
Capital | Robloxia |
Leader | Roblox I |
Faith | Robloxian |
Currency | Bobux |
Animal | The Noob |
The True Empire of The Real Roblox Empire is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Roblox I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, triple-decker prams, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.87 billion Robloxians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Robloxia. The average income tax rate is 80.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Robloxian economy, worth 710 trillion Bobuxes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 183,476 Bobuxes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay, Renaissance frescos are being chiselled off public walls, the government subsidizes everything from particle physics to fabric softeners, and killer credit ratings take real effort. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Real Roblox Empire's national animal is the The Noob, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Robloxian.
The Real Roblox Empire is ranked 71,761st in the world and 169th in Europe for Most Stationary, with 660.61522303932 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Real Roblox Empire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : Following new legislation in The Real Roblox Empire, killer credit ratings take real effort.
- : Following new legislation in The Real Roblox Empire, the government subsidizes everything from particle physics to fabric softeners.
- : Following new legislation in The Real Roblox Empire, Renaissance frescos are being chiselled off public walls.
- : Following new legislation in The Real Roblox Empire, rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay.
- : Following new legislation in The Real Roblox Empire, political loyalty is enforced by way of chemical addiction.
- : The Real Roblox Empire was endorsed by The Secularist Republic of Parharia.
- : The Real Roblox Empire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Following new legislation in The Real Roblox Empire, the team in charge of creating a new writing system have spent months deciding whether or not to use serif or sans-serif characters.
- : Following new legislation in The Real Roblox Empire, the construction of massive skyscrapers seems to be the result of The Real Roblox Empire's mid-life crisis.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 98 » Rary, North of Americas, Northern German Federation, Invernessia, The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth, Thracia Republic, Yahlia, St Scarlett, Nardin, Imperium Anglorum, The Champions League, Jim the Baptist, Regnum Italiae, Irminsulia, The Reunited Yugoslavs, Walfo, Dark Matter, Gliesetonia, Thracia and Crimea, Jahass, Ausvelt, Chronus, Alsted, Robbonia, Trixeland, Zaznia, Zulrich, Estonesia, An Clar, Pilipinas and Malaya, Someseni, HELLLLL, The States of Texas and Arkansas, Burvenchkaht, New Eestiball, Meropis, UGBK, Slavatania, Ottterland, Scutarie, Armbruster, The Scandinavian Realm, Dizgovzy, Northern Socialist States, Dipretorian, Wombelland, Ikarus, Land of Bobtopia, Raghallaigh, Great Clucky, and 48 others.Kkorea, Stumphosse Res, Coque Borie Lethawik, Leranditale, Seristria, Iceagea, Leistrona, Scytharum, Castlenburg, Agatep, Bastile, Saarenmaa, East Ase Palmars, The Democratic Unionist Cool Kids, Outer Sparta, Kanokla, Nordivia, Foudina, Calicov, Stromia, Elestansa, Ortigia, Salwonia, Makykay, Karnea, Skalliad, Orsik, Basque Dominion, The Deccan Federation, Istastioner, The AbelLandia, Drembler, Hunarskotlo, New Rocland, Cot Deviet, Gor Kebab, Reiserland, Belvanya, Narmocrana, Balcem, Nova Crna Gora na Sardiniji, The Oriental Empire, Woodlands, Kronverg, Greater Bahland, Agausia, Cambany, and Parharia.