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Most Influential: 1,682ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,857thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,065th
The True Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce
Play Roblox or death
Roblox I
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

The Real Roblox Empire

Population3.87 billion

CapitalRobloxia
LeaderRoblox I
FaithRobloxian

CurrencyBobux
AnimalThe Noob

The True Empire of The Real Roblox Empire is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Roblox I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, triple-decker prams, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.87 billion Robloxians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Robloxia. The average income tax rate is 80.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Robloxian economy, worth 710 trillion Bobuxes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 183,476 Bobuxes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay, Renaissance frescos are being chiselled off public walls, the government subsidizes everything from particle physics to fabric softeners, and killer credit ratings take real effort. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Real Roblox Empire's national animal is the The Noob, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Robloxian.

The Real Roblox Empire is ranked 71,761st in the world and 169th in Europe for Most Stationary, with 660.61522303932 days.

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Most Influential: 1,682ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,857thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 4,065thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,179thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,212thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,794thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,836thMost Patriotic: 7,703rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,136thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,190thLargest Black Market: 11,094thLowest Crime Rates: 11,163rdMost Developed: 11,330thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,799thLargest Mining Sector: 12,073rdHighest Average Incomes: 12,950thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 14,957thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,975thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,418thLargest Governments: 15,517thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,619thMost Authoritarian: 16,827thSmartest Citizens: 17,800thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,921stMost Conservative: 19,316thMost Efficient Economies: 19,928thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 20,190thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,840thLongest Average Lifespans: 27,441st
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 35th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 38th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 42nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 44th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 50th in the regionLargest Black Market: 55th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 56th in the regionMost Patriotic: 59th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 67th in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 100th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 105th in the regionMost Conservative: 121st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 135th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 146th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Real Roblox Empire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in The Real Roblox Empire, killer credit ratings take real effort.
  • : Following new legislation in The Real Roblox Empire, the government subsidizes everything from particle physics to fabric softeners.
  • : Following new legislation in The Real Roblox Empire, Renaissance frescos are being chiselled off public walls.
  • : Following new legislation in The Real Roblox Empire, rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay.
  • : Following new legislation in The Real Roblox Empire, political loyalty is enforced by way of chemical addiction.
  • : The Real Roblox Empire was endorsed by The Secularist Republic of Parharia.
  • : The Real Roblox Empire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Following new legislation in The Real Roblox Empire, the team in charge of creating a new writing system have spent months deciding whether or not to use serif or sans-serif characters.
  • : Following new legislation in The Real Roblox Empire, the construction of massive skyscrapers seems to be the result of The Real Roblox Empire's mid-life crisis.

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