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Largest Insurance Industry: 2ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9th
The Little Brotherhood of
Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone
Guns. Lots of guns.
Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Real Matrix

Population40.852 billion

CapitalJoseph City
LeaderJoseph
FaithJosephism

Currencymoney
Animalviper

The Little Brotherhood of The Real Matrix is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Joseph with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 40.852 billion followers of Joseph are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Joseph City. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Josephic economy, worth an astonishing 40,736 trillion monies a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 997,177 monies, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,522,450 per year while the poor average 90,622, a ratio of 60.9 to 1.

Gossip magazines are more interested in astrological stars than celebrity ones, the word 'elite' appears as a synonym for various insults in the Josephic Colonial Thesaurus, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, and no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. The Real Matrix's national animal is the viper, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Josephism.

The Real Matrix is ranked 282,995th in the world and 21st in The Axis of Evil for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 17.5 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 2ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9thLargest Black Market: 10thLargest Mining Sector: 14thHighest Economic Output: 16thHighest Average Incomes: 17thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 26thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 31stLargest Agricultural Sector: 32ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 33rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 34thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 40thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 60thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 82ndMost Patriotic: 159thMost Corrupt Governments: 213thLargest Governments: 215thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 241stMost Efficient Economies: 250thMost Avoided: 281stMost Subsidized Industry: 330thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 352ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 382ndLowest Crime Rates: 468thMost Advanced Public Transport: 492ndFattest Citizens: 559thLargest Retail Industry: 841stMost Primitive: 985thLargest Populations: 1,452ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,598thMost Stationary: 1,634thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,295thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,786thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,186thRudest Citizens: 6,002ndMost Influential: 10,853rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,916thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 19,017thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,158thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,993rdLongest Average Lifespans: 23,000thMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,776thMost Conservative: 23,827thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 29,242nd
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Real Matrix was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : The Real Matrix was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : The Real Matrix was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary, Most Primitive, Most Patriotic, Highest Average Incomes, and Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : The Real Matrix was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : The Real Matrix was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : The Real Matrix was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : The Real Matrix was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : The Real Matrix was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : The Real Matrix was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed and Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : The Real Matrix was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.

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