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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 859thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,428thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,931st
The Jingoistic States of
Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone
This is a fact: Dennis Prager should frighten you
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Chairman of CBT Committee
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The PragerUnion

Population586 million

CapitalRaytheon Headquarters

CurrencyCBT coins
AnimalBen Shapiro

The Jingoistic States of The PragerUnion is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, strictly enforced bedtime, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 586 million Praganians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Raytheon Headquarters. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.9%.

The frighteningly efficient PragerUnionian economy, worth 83.3 trillion CBT coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 142,090 CBT coins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,188,231 per year while the poor average 3,298, a ratio of 360 to 1.

Mournful opera fans place bouquets of roses at a 3000 capacity parking lot, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-CBT coins charge on their phone bill, politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets, and fashion magazine covers finally display realistic body images following photo-manipulation becoming illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. The PragerUnion's national animal is the Ben Shapiro, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The PragerUnion is ranked 6,107th in the world and 2nd in ChapoChat for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 60.05 Whatever.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 859thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,428thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,931stTop
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Fattest Citizens: 3,097thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,411thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,689thLargest Retail Industry: 3,791stMost Avoided: 3,857thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,954thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,107thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,311thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,336thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,562ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,981stRudest Citizens: 11,090thLargest Mining Sector: 12,255thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 12,810thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13,247thHighest Average Incomes: 16,123rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,941stMost Devout: 17,138thMost Efficient Economies: 17,319thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,954thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,270thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 22,101stMost Conservative: 22,669thMost Ignorant Citizens: 23,943rd
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The PragerUnion, fashion magazine covers finally display realistic body images following photo-manipulation becoming illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in The PragerUnion, politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets.
  • : Following new legislation in The PragerUnion, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-CBT coins charge on their phone bill.
  • : Following new legislation in The PragerUnion, mournful opera fans place bouquets of roses at a 3000 capacity parking lot.
  • : Following new legislation in The PragerUnion, pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers.
  • : Following new legislation in The PragerUnion, supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets.
  • : The PragerUnion was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative and Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in The PragerUnion, the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers.
  • : Following new legislation in The PragerUnion, the homeless more often beg for mercy than money.
  • : Following new legislation in The PragerUnion, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment.

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