The Empire of The Pop Punk Union is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Tom DeLonge with a fair hand, and renowned for its public floggings, daily referendums, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.488 billion Pop Punkers hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pop Punk Paradise. The average income tax rate is 93.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pop Punk Unionian economy, worth 539 trillion blink-182s a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 154,798 blink-182s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, heirs who take too long in the bathroom are declared missing and presumed dead, every week is blindness awareness week, and the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Pop Punk Union's national animal is the Alien, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Pop Punk Union is ranked 7,079^th in the world and 2^nd in The Rock World of Pop Punk and Friends for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 70.51 Bank.