The Empire of The people of schlusselvile is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Yschlu with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, complete lack of prisons, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The compassionate, devout population of 11.54 billion people of schlusselvileans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jerusalem. The average income tax rate is 75.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming people of schlusselvilean economy, worth 890 trillion Shekels a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,137 Shekels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bad punctuation has come to a full stop, it's normal to start working life with crippling financial debt, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them, and surgical tape has taken on a distinctly red color. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The people of schlusselvile's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The people of schlusselvile is ranked 22,346^th in the world and 21^st in The United Federations for Lowest Crime Rates, with 87.85 law-abiding acts per hour.