Population | 41.204 billion |
Capital | The Burgh |
Leader | Empress Jhessan Spaulding |
Faith | Reaganism |
Currency | greenback |
Animal | sphinxian treecat |
The Evil Conservative Empire of The Palentine is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Empress Jhessan Spaulding with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, ubiquitous missile silos, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 41.204 billion Palentineans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Burgh. The average income tax rate is 35.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Palentinean economy, worth an astonishing 14,714 trillion greenbacks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 357,122 greenbacks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Voting is voluntary, people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed, mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of sphinxian treecats and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry, and the ingredients list for most food products covers the entire surface of the packaging. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Palentine's national animal is the sphinxian treecat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Reaganism.
The Palentine is ranked 227th in the world and 1st in Antarctic Oasis for Most Stationary, with 6,870.70393608 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Palentine voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
- : The Palentine voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
- : The Palentine voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Education and Availability of Basic Medical Devices".
- : The Palentine voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Statistical Data Practice".
- : The Palentine lodged a message on the Antarctic Oasis Regional Message Board.
- : The Palentine lodged a message on the Antarctic Oasis Regional Message Board.
- : The Palentine lodged a message on the Antarctic Oasis Regional Message Board.
- : The Palentine lodged a message on the Antarctic Oasis Regional Message Board.
- : The Palentine lodged a message on the Antarctic Oasis Regional Message Board.
- : The Palentine lodged a message on the Antarctic Oasis Regional Message Board.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 3 » Retired WerePenguins, Omigodtheykilledkenny, and WA Guinea Pig.