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Most Stationary: 227thHighest Economic Output: 337thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 811th
The Evil Conservative Empire of
Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites
WWHDD...What Would His Dooziness Do?
Influence
Superpower
WA Delegate / Super Hot Warrior Chick
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Palentine

Population41.204 billion

CapitalThe Burgh
LeaderEmpress Jhessan Spaulding
FaithReaganism

Currencygreenback
Animalsphinxian treecat

The Evil Conservative Empire of The Palentine is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Empress Jhessan Spaulding with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, ubiquitous missile silos, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 41.204 billion Palentineans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Burgh. The average income tax rate is 35.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Palentinean economy, worth an astonishing 14,714 trillion greenbacks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 357,122 greenbacks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Voting is voluntary, people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed, mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of sphinxian treecats and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry, and the ingredients list for most food products covers the entire surface of the packaging. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Palentine's national animal is the sphinxian treecat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Reaganism.

The Palentine is ranked 227th in the world and 1st in Antarctic Oasis for Most Stationary, with 6,870.70393608 days.

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Most Stationary: 227thHighest Economic Output: 337thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 811thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,063rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,132ndLargest Mining Sector: 1,167thLargest Populations: 1,175thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,232ndLargest Black Market: 1,264thFattest Citizens: 1,356thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,476thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,605thHighest Average Incomes: 1,611thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,113thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,218thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,351stRudest Citizens: 2,406thMost Influential: 2,598thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,641stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,740thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 3,689thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,832ndMost Cultured: 3,854thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,911thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,067thSmartest Citizens: 4,473rdMost Corrupt Governments: 4,688thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,341stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,603rdLargest Governments: 5,624thLargest Retail Industry: 6,305thLowest Crime Rates: 8,059thMost Patriotic: 8,870thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,033rdLargest Gambling Industry: 10,152ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,604thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,987thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,235thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,743rdTop
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Highest Food Quality: 15,181stLargest Agricultural Sector: 19,390thMost Developed: 21,032ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,682nd
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the region

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