The Jingoistic States of The Orange Hawker is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Black Widow population. The hard-working population of 15.625 billion Orange Hawkerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 18.8%.

The Orange Hawkerian economy, worth 683 trillion Platinums a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Cheese Exports, and Retail. Average income is 43,738 Platinums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Orange Hawker's national animal is the Black Widow.

The Orange Hawker is ranked 174,428^th in the world and 1^st in The Orange Hawks for Nudest, with 112.5 cheeks per square mile.