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Most Stationary: 136thLargest Populations: 669thMost Influential: 6,216th
The MEAT MACHINE of
Compulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State
NERDS!
Influence
Hermit
Governor
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

THE OGRE

Population45.546 billion

Currencynerd ear
Animalnerd

The MEAT MACHINE of THE OGRE is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, complete lack of public education, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 45.546 billion OGREians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Industry and Defense also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.1%.

The powerhouse OGREian economy, worth a remarkable 2,138 trillion nerd ears a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 46,942 nerd ears, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 156,241 per year while the poor average 10,509, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

Crime is a problem. THE OGRE's national animal is the nerd, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

THE OGRE is ranked 136th in the world and 1st in Nerdvana for Most Stationary, with 6,943.66222272 days.

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Most Stationary: 136thLargest Populations: 669thTop
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Most Influential: 6,216thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,002ndLargest Insurance Industry: 10,113thHighest Economic Output: 12,160thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 21,266th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : THE OGRE was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : THE OGRE was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : THE OGRE was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : THE OGRE was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : THE OGRE was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : THE OGRE was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : THE OGRE was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : THE OGRE was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : THE OGRE was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : THE OGRE was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.

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