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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,927thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,836thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,944th
The Eporuean Union of
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Through the Ice. Through the Sea. We Unite to be Free
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The North Sea Federation

Population8.561 billion

CapitalOslo - Stockholm
LeaderPrime Minister Aurora Järvelä

CurrencyKrone
AnimalSnow leopard

The Eporuean Union of The North Sea Federation is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Aurora Järvelä with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, enslaved workforce, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 8.561 billion North Sea Federationers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oslo - Stockholm. The average income tax rate is 73.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving North Sea Federationer economy, worth 799 trillion Kroner a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 93,359 Kroner, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Among slaves 'bastard' is an honorific rather than an insult, citizens frequently duel to decide who gets to go for jury duty, people fake illnesses for the chance to wear clothes in hospital, and children's books regularly feature formerly distressed damsels suing their princes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The North Sea Federation's national animal is the Snow leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The North Sea Federation is ranked 117,115th in the world and 5th in The Roleplaying Paradise for Most Stationary, with 316.69513064832 days.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 7,836thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,944thNudest: 10,878thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20,038thLargest Black Market: 21,890thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 28,396thHighest Average Tax Rates: 29,525th

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