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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,788thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,917thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,696th
The Dictatorship of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship
I AM GREET U ELL WORSHIP E
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Civil Rights
Very Good
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Reasonable
Political Freedom
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The nation ruled by a 12 year old

Population9.349 billion

Currency12oes
AnimalDoge

The Dictatorship of The nation ruled by a 12 year old is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, pith helmet sales, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 9.349 billion 12 year old and AmourShippers are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 67.2%.

The large but inefficient nation ruled by a 12 year oldian economy, worth 490 trillion 12oes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Gambling, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 52,433 12oes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Referenda are banned by law and the Parliament has absolute control of the legislative process, people are careful to avoid hyperbolising that they'd "rather die" than support Leader, aggressive promotion of global warming puts polar bears on thin ice, and the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The nation ruled by a 12 year old's national animal is the Doge, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The nation ruled by a 12 year old is ranked 42,381st in the world and 6th in Hells Daycare for Most Stationary, with 1,044.090824837 days.

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 22,788thLargest Black Market: 27,695th
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