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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,652ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,595thLowest Crime Rates: 7,699th
The Danimal Factory of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship
Be sure to drink your Danimal Smoothies.
King Norman Bongo
Influence
Hegemony
Founder / Emperor
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Mongo Empire

Population2.723 billion

CapitalMongo City
LeaderKing Norman Bongo
FaithChristianity

CurrencyMongoberry
AnimalBongo monkey

The Danimal Factory of The Mongo Empire is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by King Norman Bongo with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.723 billion Mongo Empireans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mongo City. The average income tax rate is 80.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mongo Empirean economy, worth 420 trillion Mongoberries a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 154,582 Mongoberries, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, and returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Mongo Empire's national animal is the Bongo monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Mongo Empire is ranked 226,011th in the world and 2nd in Lancer Fan Club for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -10.68 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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5%
Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,652ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,595thLowest Crime Rates: 7,699thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,143rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,665thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,793rdMost Developed: 9,749thLargest Retail Industry: 10,122ndMost Devout: 10,362ndLargest Governments: 10,379thMost Efficient Economies: 10,838thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,893rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,955thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,859thTop
10%
Most Cultured: 12,811thHighest Average Incomes: 13,086thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,612thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,304thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,600thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,351stLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,353rdSmartest Citizens: 15,618thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,885thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,564thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,572ndMost Corrupt Governments: 17,759thSafest: 19,159thMost Inclusive: 19,367thHealthiest Citizens: 19,976th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Mongo Empire, returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site.
  • : The Mongo Empire lodged a message on the Callista Regional Message Board.
  • : The Mongo Empire lodged a message on the Callista Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in The Mongo Empire, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
  • : Following new legislation in The Mongo Empire, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm.
  • : Following new legislation in The Mongo Empire, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
  • : The Mongo Empire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in The Mongo Empire, powerful x-ray machines used by the Customs Department can see into the homes of nearby residents.
  • : Following new legislation in The Mongo Empire, pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security.
  • : Following new legislation in The Mongo Empire, the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers.

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