The Holy Empire of The Holy Bosnian Empire is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, infamous sell-swords, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.239 billion Holy Bosnian Empireans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Administration, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gaytown. The average income tax rate is 61.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Holy Bosnian Empirean economy, worth 74.4 trillion Bosnian Marks a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is 60,047 Bosnian Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Carrots are orange, apples are red and food waste is increasing, takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', and in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Holy Bosnian Empire's national animal is the Whale, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

The Holy Bosnian Empire is ranked 9,304^th in the world and 1^st in Astrax for Most Armed, with 9.39 Weapons Per Person.