Population | 8.176 billion |
Capital | the house atop the hill |
Leader | an overworked but always cheerful farmer |
Faith | Christianity |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | stray tabby cat |
The Small Rural Town of The Hillside Card Farm is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by an overworked but always cheerful farmer with an even hand, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, ban on automobiles, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, devout population of 8.176 billion THCFians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the house atop the hill. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.5%.
The frighteningly efficient THCFian economy, worth 794 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,207 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 283,156 per year while the poor average 26,384, a ratio of 10.7 to 1.
Fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community, Christianity has been named as The Hillside Card Farm's national religion, and paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Hillside Card Farm's national animal is the stray tabby cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.
The Hillside Card Farm is ranked 128,805th in the world and 3rd in Strawberry Hill for Most Stationary, with 258.2026472502 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Hillside Card Farm's influence in Strawberry Hill rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
- : The Hillside Card Farm was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : The Hillside Card Farm's influence in Strawberry Hill rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
- : The Hillside Card Farm's influence in Strawberry Hill rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
- : The Hillside Card Farm's influence in Strawberry Hill rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
- : The Hillside Card Farm's influence in Strawberry Hill rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
- : The Hillside Card Farm's influence in Strawberry Hill rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
- : The Hillside Card Farm was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : The Hillside Card Farm was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
- : The Hillside Card Farm's influence in Strawberry Hill rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".