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Most Devout: 855thLargest Mining Sector: 3,393rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,265th
The Holy See And Godly Empire of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship
Boycot the election, dont vote for me, dont vote anyone
Emperor Bomba Tomba XIV
Minister Of Defence & Minister Of Labour
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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The Grey Isles

Population1.178 billion

CapitalPort Wellhholm
LeaderEmperor Bomba Tomba XIV

AnimalThe Grey Eagle

The Holy See And Godly Empire of The Grey Isles is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Bomba Tomba XIV with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.178 billion Grey Islesians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Wellhholm. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Grey Islesian economy, worth 134 trillion Kronors a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 114,348 Kronors, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 373,774 per year while the poor average 26,295, a ratio of 14.2 to 1.

Plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go, fishermen take out second mortgages to afford the yearly fishing permit, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, and military officers are given medals for disobeying orders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Grey Isles's national animal is the The Grey Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Lutheranism.

The Grey Isles is ranked 8,085th in the world and 3rd in Lasagna for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 89,191.82 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Devout: 855thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 3,393rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,265thLargest Retail Industry: 6,435thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,626thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,085thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,703rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,041stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,085thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,695thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,020thMost Ignorant Citizens: 12,380thMost Cultured: 15,311thMost Avoided: 15,549thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16,425th
Most Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the region

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