Population | 12.545 billion |
Capital | Jeffopolis |
Leader | God-Imperator Jeffrey |
Faith | Jeffrey's Personality Cult |
Currency | Jeffrian Credit |
Animal | Jeffrian Serpent |
The Holy Red Imperium of The Great Imperator Jeffrey is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by God-Imperator Jeffrey with an iron fist, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, avant-garde cinema, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.545 billion Jeffrians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jeffopolis. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Jeffrian economy, worth a remarkable 6,171 trillion Jeffrian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 491,965 Jeffrian Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Anyone who sleeps in past 9am can be declared legally dead, failure to pay the thrice-daily homage to the divine God-Imperator Jeffrey is punishable by death, it is written that heretics die and God-Imperator Jeffrey laughs, and endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Great Imperator Jeffrey's national animal is the Jeffrian Serpent, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Jeffrey's Personality Cult.
The Great Imperator Jeffrey is ranked 42,920th in the world and 18th in The United Federations for Most Stationary, with 1,033.98192852892 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Great Imperator Jeffrey, endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass.
- : Following new legislation in The Great Imperator Jeffrey, it is written that heretics die and God-Imperator Jeffrey laughs.
- : Following new legislation in The Great Imperator Jeffrey, failure to pay the thrice-daily homage to the divine God-Imperator Jeffrey is punishable by death.
- : Following new legislation in The Great Imperator Jeffrey, anyone who sleeps in past 9am can be declared legally dead.
- : The Great Imperator Jeffrey was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
- : The Great Imperator Jeffrey was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Following new legislation in The Great Imperator Jeffrey, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined.
- : Following new legislation in The Great Imperator Jeffrey, scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new.
- : Following new legislation in The Great Imperator Jeffrey, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout The Great Imperator Jeffrey after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax.
- : Following new legislation in The Great Imperator Jeffrey, The Great Imperator Jeffrey successfully hosted the The United Federations Olympics.