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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 183rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 202ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 216th
The Holy Red Imperium of
Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship
Hail the God-Imperator! The Imperium will endure!
Influence
Squire
The One and Only Jeffrey
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Great Imperator Jeffrey

Population12.545 billion

CapitalJeffopolis
LeaderGod-Imperator Jeffrey
FaithJeffrey's Personality Cult

CurrencyJeffrian Credit
AnimalJeffrian Serpent

The Holy Red Imperium of The Great Imperator Jeffrey is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by God-Imperator Jeffrey with an iron fist, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, avant-garde cinema, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.545 billion Jeffrians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jeffopolis. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Jeffrian economy, worth a remarkable 6,171 trillion Jeffrian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 491,965 Jeffrian Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Anyone who sleeps in past 9am can be declared legally dead, failure to pay the thrice-daily homage to the divine God-Imperator Jeffrey is punishable by death, it is written that heretics die and God-Imperator Jeffrey laughs, and endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Great Imperator Jeffrey's national animal is the Jeffrian Serpent, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Jeffrey's Personality Cult.

The Great Imperator Jeffrey is ranked 42,920th in the world and 18th in The United Federations for Most Stationary, with 1,033.98192852892 days.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 183rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 202ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 216thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 275thHighest Poor Incomes: 385thLargest Black Market: 387thHighest Average Incomes: 493rdLargest Insurance Industry: 561stLowest Crime Rates: 704thMost Corrupt Governments: 801stLargest Agricultural Sector: 945thMost Subsidized Industry: 971stMost Devout: 975thMost Patriotic: 1,044thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,294thLargest Governments: 1,459thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,567thMost Developed: 1,643rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,839thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,878thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,051stHighest Economic Output: 2,284thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,561stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,665thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,821stTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 3,063rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,904thSmartest Citizens: 4,182ndHealthiest Citizens: 4,217thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,744thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,821stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,843rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,996thMost Conservative: 5,058thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,858thMost Authoritarian: 6,151stLargest Retail Industry: 7,643rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,085thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 19,233rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 23,479thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 23,523rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 24,008thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 25,259th
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Great Imperator Jeffrey, endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass.
  • : Following new legislation in The Great Imperator Jeffrey, it is written that heretics die and God-Imperator Jeffrey laughs.
  • : Following new legislation in The Great Imperator Jeffrey, failure to pay the thrice-daily homage to the divine God-Imperator Jeffrey is punishable by death.
  • : Following new legislation in The Great Imperator Jeffrey, anyone who sleeps in past 9am can be declared legally dead.
  • : The Great Imperator Jeffrey was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : The Great Imperator Jeffrey was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Following new legislation in The Great Imperator Jeffrey, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined.
  • : Following new legislation in The Great Imperator Jeffrey, scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new.
  • : Following new legislation in The Great Imperator Jeffrey, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout The Great Imperator Jeffrey after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax.
  • : Following new legislation in The Great Imperator Jeffrey, The Great Imperator Jeffrey successfully hosted the The United Federations Olympics.

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