The Democratic Arzielist Empire of The Great Furrican Empire is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Grand Emperor His Majesty Arziel Koto with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 1.903 billion Furrihonese are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Furrkyo. The average income tax rate is 72.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Furrihonese economy, worth 245 trillion Orange Buxes a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 128,832 Orange Buxes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Grand Emperor His Majesty Arziel Koto's opponents have adopted dogs to chase away the mailman, the moon's craters are more numerous every day, the state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations, and people who do not complete their community service are sentenced to more community service. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Great Furrican Empire's national animal is the Mighty WhiskerWolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is State Scientific Atheism.

The Great Furrican Empire is ranked 165,402^nd in the world and 3,149^th in The North Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 35,171.19 Standard Monetary Units.