The Golden Sleepy Cat of The Galactic RepubIlic is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Victor I with a fair hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, complete lack of prisons, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 2.209 billion Galactic RepubIlicians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Orhill. The average income tax rate is 20.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Galactic RepubIlician economy, worth 452 trillion Galactic Shenes a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 204,765 Galactic Shenes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is automatically assumed to be the source of all unmarked weapons, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, and hospitals in The Galactic RepubIlic are too busy serving the needs of 10000 Islands to see Galactic RepubIlicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Galactic RepubIlic's national animal is the Monster Dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Galactic RepubIlic is ranked 14,880^th in the world and 269^th in 10000 Islands for Most Developed, scoring 87.22 on the Human Development Index.