The Holy Empire of The Free Furry Lands is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 493 million Free Furry Landsians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 12.8%.

The Free Furry Landsian economy, worth 28.0 trillion pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 56,781 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Children in school playgrounds can be heard chanting the hymns of the Order of Violet, deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent, every week is blindness awareness week, and the law says it's okay to sell a bomb to a terrorist so long as they promise not to detonate it. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Free Furry Lands's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Free Furry Lands is ranked 138,384^th in the world and 3,030^th in The North Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 56,781.21 Standard Monetary Units.