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The First American Union

Population9.099 billion

CapitalWashington DC
LeaderPresident Francis Doyle


The United States of The First American Union is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Francis Doyle with a fair hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.099 billion Americans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. The average income tax rate is 7.5%.

The strong First American Unionian economy, worth 560 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Gambling, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 61,571 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

The right to free speech is being drastically curtailed, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, President Francis Doyle has just been declared ruler of The First American Union in an international press conference, and The First American Union has designated Washington DC as its capital city. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The First American Union's national animal is the Eagle.

The First American Union is ranked 84,685th in the world and 4th in United Forum of Nations for Most Primitive, scoring 33.17 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 15,983rd
Highest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the region

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