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Most Devout: 1,100thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,583rdRudest Citizens: 1,906th
The Hallowed Paragon of
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Lumi on värjätty punaisella verellä.
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Economy
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The Finno-Estonian Empire

Population2.255 billion

CapitalHelsinki
LeaderJohannes Mannerheim
FaithThe Pantheon of Eight

Currencymarkka
Animalgrey wolf

The Hallowed Paragon of The Finno-Estonian Empire is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Johannes Mannerheim with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, rampant corporate plagiarism, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 2.255 billion Empiricals have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Administration, and Environment are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Helsinki. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Empirical economy, worth 363 trillion markkaa a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 161,061 markkaa, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports, jollity-related fatalities are on the increase, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, and roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Finno-Estonian Empire's national animal is the grey wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Pantheon of Eight.

The Finno-Estonian Empire is ranked 169,999th in the world and 33rd in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 2.1 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

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Most Devout: 1,100thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,583rdRudest Citizens: 1,906thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,444thLargest Governments: 3,542ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,713thMost Influential: 4,694thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,622ndMost Beautiful Environments: 5,656thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,910thMost Inclusive: 6,120thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,287thBest Weather: 6,293rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,839thMost Cultured: 6,852ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,853rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,506thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,151stLargest Welfare Programs: 8,874thHealthiest Citizens: 8,992ndLowest Crime Rates: 9,373rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,463rdHighest Poor Incomes: 9,646thMost Efficient Economies: 11,930thHighest Average Incomes: 11,969thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,025thSmartest Citizens: 13,244thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,182ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,530thLargest Publishing Industry: 19,629thMost Developed: 21,022nd
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Average: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Finno-Estonian Empire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in The Finno-Estonian Empire, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
  • : Following new legislation in The Finno-Estonian Empire, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.
  • : Following new legislation in The Finno-Estonian Empire, jollity-related fatalities are on the increase.
  • : Following new legislation in The Finno-Estonian Empire, terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports.
  • : Following new legislation in The Finno-Estonian Empire, creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project.
  • : Following new legislation in The Finno-Estonian Empire, the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings".
  • : Following new legislation in The Finno-Estonian Empire, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters.
  • : Following new legislation in The Finno-Estonian Empire, political candidates who don't release their birth certificates are presumed to have been born in Maxtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in The Finno-Estonian Empire, census workers are having a hard time figuring out who is actually living in The Finno-Estonian Empire after the ban on emigration was lifted.

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