The Infinite pull event of The East Pacific Tea Company is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, infamous sell-swords, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 8.19 billion Curators have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rillanon. The average income tax rate is 32.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient a Curator economy, worth 425 trillion Teas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 51,922 Teas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Marsupials with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped, sex changes are routinely performed at The East Pacific Tea Company's hospitals, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves, and children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-Tea charge on their phone bill. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The East Pacific Tea Company's national animal is the Marsupial, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

The East Pacific Tea Company is ranked 123,973^rd in the world and 2,386^th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.3 law-abiding acts per hour.