Population | 8.163 billion |
Capital | Annoying Dog City |
Leader | King Annoying dog |
Faith | BONES |
Currency | Dogecoins |
Animal | Onion-San |
The Doggo Nation of The Doggos Free Land is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Annoying dog with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.163 billion Doggos are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Annoying Dog City. The average income tax rate is 66.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Doggos Free Landian economy, worth a remarkable 1,485 trillion Dogecoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 182,005 Dogecoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Politicians have tenure, the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service, what's in your genes matters more than what's in your jeans, and the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Doggos Free Landian democracy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Doggos Free Land's national animal is the Onion-San, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is BONES.
The Doggos Free Land is ranked 272,001st in the world and 112th in Institute of Cellulose for Most Stationary, with 9.88629922832 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Doggos Free Land, the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Doggos Free Landian democracy.
- : The Doggos Free Land relocated from First World Order to Institute of Cellulose.
- : The Doggos Free Land relocated from The East Pacific to First World Order.
- : The Doggos Free Land changed its national nation type to "Doggo Nation".
- : The Doggos Free Land lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : The Doggos Free Land relocated from Institute of Cellulose to The East Pacific.
- : Following new legislation in The Doggos Free Land, what's in your genes matters more than what's in your jeans.
- : Following new legislation in The Doggos Free Land, the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service.
- : Following new legislation in The Doggos Free Land, politicians have tenure.
- : Following new legislation in The Doggos Free Land, priceless Maxtopian artwork can often be found in executive bathrooms.