The Rest in peace prince philip of The doggos free land is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Loyof homltlér with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 1.896 billion Dogs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Snowdin. The average income tax rate is 76.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient doggos free landian economy, worth 270 trillion vulenskas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 142,417 vulenskas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

People in The doggos free land can die peacefully knowing that all their debts are paid, Dogs refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns, lip-readers are often left perplexed by political rallies, and sheep-like political loyalists repeat the mantra "one wheel bad, three wheels good". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The doggos free land's national animal is the rabbit, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Any religion.

The doggos free land is ranked 41,521^st in the world and 43^rd in First World Order for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 237,402 Standard Monetary Units.