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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,729thMost Armed: 3,630thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,750th
The Doggo Nation of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship
I annoy everyone into submission
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Doggos Free Land

Population8.163 billion

CapitalAnnoying Dog City
LeaderKing Annoying dog
FaithBONES

CurrencyDogecoins
AnimalOnion-San

The Doggo Nation of The Doggos Free Land is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Annoying dog with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.163 billion Doggos are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Annoying Dog City. The average income tax rate is 66.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Doggos Free Landian economy, worth a remarkable 1,485 trillion Dogecoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 182,005 Dogecoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians have tenure, the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service, what's in your genes matters more than what's in your jeans, and the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Doggos Free Landian democracy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Doggos Free Land's national animal is the Onion-San, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is BONES.

The Doggos Free Land is ranked 272,001st in the world and 112th in Institute of Cellulose for Most Stationary, with 9.88629922832 days.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,729thTop
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Most Armed: 3,630thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,750thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,197thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,325thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,036thMost Secular: 7,480thMost Patriotic: 8,141stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,249thMost Developed: 9,490thLowest Crime Rates: 9,969thSmartest Citizens: 10,642ndLongest Average Lifespans: 11,352ndMost Corrupt Governments: 11,420thHealthiest Citizens: 12,251stHighest Average Incomes: 13,282ndLargest Black Market: 13,436thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,125thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 16,397thHighest Economic Output: 18,115thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,459thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,157thLargest Governments: 21,497thLargest Retail Industry: 22,227thMost Efficient Economies: 24,723rdMost Beautiful Environments: 27,785thMost Inclusive: 27,834th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 12th in the region

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