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The Crimean Enclave

Population12.057 billion

CapitalSimferopol
LeaderMaster

CurrencyRuble
AnimalDolphin

The Democratic Republic of The Crimean Enclave is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Master with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, prohibition of alcohol, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 12.057 billion Crimean Enclaveans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Simferopol. The average income tax rate is 1.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Crimean Enclavean economy, worth a remarkable 3,849 trillion Rubles a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 319,293 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them, the parliament building has installed a revolving door, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames, and people make a career out of medical voyeurism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Crimean Enclave's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

The Crimean Enclave is ranked 238,850th in the world and 127th in International Democratic Union for Fattest Citizens, with 0.94 Obesity Rate.

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Largest Information Technology Sector: 85thMost Secular: 253rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 258thHealthiest Citizens: 420thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 477thHighest Disposable Incomes: 554thMost Developed: 567thLongest Average Lifespans: 645thSmartest Citizens: 710thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,028thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,093rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,129thRudest Citizens: 1,246thMost Cultured: 1,605thSafest: 1,666thHighest Average Incomes: 1,733rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,071stLargest Insurance Industry: 2,315thTop
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Most Influential: 2,617thMost Inclusive: 2,892ndBest Weather: 3,157thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,193rdHighest Economic Output: 3,230thLargest Retail Industry: 3,455thMost Pacifist: 4,659thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,454thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,592ndLowest Crime Rates: 5,609thMost Efficient Economies: 6,011thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,567thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,383rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,523rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,616thTop
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Largest Governments: 13,087thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,364thMost Stationary: 16,175thNicest Citizens: 18,927th
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionSafest: 7th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Crimean Enclave, people make a career out of medical voyeurism.
  • : Following new legislation in The Crimean Enclave, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames.
  • : Following new legislation in The Crimean Enclave, the parliament building has installed a revolving door.
  • : Following new legislation in The Crimean Enclave, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them.
  • : Following new legislation in The Crimean Enclave, an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time.
  • : The Crimean Enclave voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Protected Working Leave"".
  • : Following new legislation in The Crimean Enclave, the election for Master's office's janitor is heating up.
  • : Following new legislation in The Crimean Enclave, expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets.
  • : The Crimean Enclave's influence in International Democratic Union rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
  • : Following new legislation in The Crimean Enclave, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.

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