The Empire of The Corsiantia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme Admiralty Kelliman Corrithan II with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.45 billion Corsiantians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heliopolis. The average income tax rate is 76.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Corsiantian economy, worth 346 trillion Legion Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 141,531 Legion Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A mayoral candidate backed by Supreme Admiralty Kelliman Corrithan II recently won re-election with 110% of the vote, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem", colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Corsiantian Liberator", and citizens are required to report any and all incidents of prayer to their local Religious Affairs Officer. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Corsiantia's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Corsiantia is ranked 247,636^th in the world and 21^st in Nova Britannia Prima for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -3.35 on the Hickory Productivity Index.