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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,137thNudest: 2,344thMost Influential: 3,219th
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The Cold Northern North

Population572 million


CurrencyNorthern Dollar
AnimalGolden Goat

The Kingdom of The Cold Northern North is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 572 million Frozen Fockazzes are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WinterHell. The average income tax rate is 87.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Cold Northern Northian economy, worth 65.3 trillion Northern Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 114,235 Northern Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout, a traveller who once stubbed a toe on an Air Brancaland flight has been offered asylum, and adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Cold Northern North's national animal is the Golden Goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Cold Northern North is ranked 35,312th in the world and 986th in The North Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 31.55 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,137thNudest: 2,344thTop
Most Influential: 3,219thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,909thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,875thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,451stLowest Crime Rates: 9,971stLargest Welfare Programs: 10,183rdMost Secular: 10,193rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,481stHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,577thMost Authoritarian: 10,850thTop
Largest Governments: 13,505thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,509thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,565thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,163rdHealthiest Citizens: 14,493rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,099thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,482ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,574thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,773rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,129thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,449thBest Weather: 17,716thSafest: 18,197thSmartest Citizens: 19,567thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,970thMost Developed: 20,757thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21,057thMost Inclusive: 21,776thHighest Poor Incomes: 22,127thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,191stMost Cultured: 23,726th
Nudest: 65th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 299th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 321st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 353rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 454th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 457th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 518th in the regionMost Secular: 519th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 527th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 532nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 538th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 651st in the regionLargest Governments: 683rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 749th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 772nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 808th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 819th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 819th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 842nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 866th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 885th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 888th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 889th in the region

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