The Kingdom of The Cold Northern North is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 572 million Frozen Fockazzes are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WinterHell. The average income tax rate is 87.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Cold Northern Northian economy, worth 65.3 trillion Northern Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 114,235 Northern Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
The people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout, a traveller who once stubbed a toe on an Air Brancaland flight has been offered asylum, and adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Cold Northern North's national animal is the Golden Goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Cold Northern North endorsed The Kapitalistische Föderative of Lemsrow.
- : The Cold Northern North was endorsed by The Kapitalistische Föderative of Lemsrow.
- : The Cold Northern North voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom Of Association".
- : Following new legislation in The Cold Northern North, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère.
- : The Cold Northern North was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nudest.
- : Following new legislation in The Cold Northern North, a traveller who once stubbed a toe on an Air Brancaland flight has been offered asylum.
- : The Cold Northern North endorsed The Kingdom of Aruvicion.
- : Following new legislation in The Cold Northern North, diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout.
- : The Cold Northern North was endorsed by The Kingdom of Aruvicion.
- : Following new legislation in The Cold Northern North, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth.
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