Population | 6.801 billion |
Capital | Saint Helier |
Leader | Rebecca Ornella Massey de Lun |
Currency | JP Sterling |
Animal | Lion |
The Republic of The Channel Island of Jersey is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Rebecca Ornella Massey de Lun with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 6.801 billion Jerrians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Helier. The average income tax rate is 90.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Jerrian economy, worth 880 trillion JP Sterlings a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 129,474 JP Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Rebecca Ornella Massey de Lun has more friends than ever before, throwing a sickie is a serious crime, you need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly, and airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Channel Island of Jersey's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
The Channel Island of Jersey is ranked 187,785th in the world and 4,534th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 66.11750629588 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Channel Island of Jersey, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory.
- : Following new legislation in The Channel Island of Jersey, you need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly.
- : Following new legislation in The Channel Island of Jersey, throwing a sickie is a serious crime.
- : Following new legislation in The Channel Island of Jersey, Rebecca Ornella Massey de Lun has more friends than ever before.
- : Following new legislation in The Channel Island of Jersey, diaper sales are up.
- : Following new legislation in The Channel Island of Jersey, The Channel Island of Jersey recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace.
- : Following new legislation in The Channel Island of Jersey, kindergarten teachers with ankle-bracelets are closely supervised by their parole officers.
- : Following new legislation in The Channel Island of Jersey, it's considered providence that the political lexicon contains a syrup of company slogans.
- : Following new legislation in The Channel Island of Jersey, beatboxing has replaced the 'Wilhelm scream' as the nation's most popular sound effect.
- : Following new legislation in The Channel Island of Jersey, long-wed spouses often regret proposals they made when they were twenty.