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Safest: 3,993rdMost Devout: 5,274thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,525th
The Republic of
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The Channel Island of Jersey

Population6.801 billion

CapitalSaint Helier
LeaderRebecca Ornella Massey de Lun

CurrencyJP Sterling
AnimalLion

The Republic of The Channel Island of Jersey is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Rebecca Ornella Massey de Lun with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 6.801 billion Jerrians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Helier. The average income tax rate is 90.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jerrian economy, worth 880 trillion JP Sterlings a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 129,474 JP Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rebecca Ornella Massey de Lun has more friends than ever before, throwing a sickie is a serious crime, you need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly, and airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Channel Island of Jersey's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Channel Island of Jersey is ranked 187,785th in the world and 4,534th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 66.11750629588 days.

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Safest: 3,993rdMost Devout: 5,274thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,525thMost Pacifist: 6,843rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,159thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,187thNicest Citizens: 7,621stBest Weather: 7,870thLowest Crime Rates: 7,894thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,222ndLongest Average Lifespans: 8,231stHealthiest Citizens: 8,533rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,680thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,296thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,776thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,807thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,454thLargest Governments: 12,940thMost Developed: 13,086thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,181stHighest Food Quality: 13,481stHighest Poor Incomes: 13,694thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,855thMost Inclusive: 14,095thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,059thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,872ndSmartest Citizens: 20,521stMost Cultured: 22,472ndMost Advanced Public Education: 26,956th
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Safest: 214th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 267th in the regionMost Devout: 301st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 348th in the regionMost Pacifist: 392nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 398th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 404th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 436th in the regionBest Weather: 444th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 453rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 459th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 463rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 483rd in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 530th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 611th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 673rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 769th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 790th in the regionMost Inclusive: 802nd in the regionMost Developed: 813th in the regionLargest Governments: 813th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 821st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 857th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 933rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Channel Island of Jersey, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory.
  • : Following new legislation in The Channel Island of Jersey, you need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly.
  • : Following new legislation in The Channel Island of Jersey, throwing a sickie is a serious crime.
  • : Following new legislation in The Channel Island of Jersey, Rebecca Ornella Massey de Lun has more friends than ever before.
  • : Following new legislation in The Channel Island of Jersey, diaper sales are up.
  • : Following new legislation in The Channel Island of Jersey, The Channel Island of Jersey recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace.
  • : Following new legislation in The Channel Island of Jersey, kindergarten teachers with ankle-bracelets are closely supervised by their parole officers.
  • : Following new legislation in The Channel Island of Jersey, it's considered providence that the political lexicon contains a syrup of company slogans.
  • : Following new legislation in The Channel Island of Jersey, beatboxing has replaced the 'Wilhelm scream' as the nation's most popular sound effect.
  • : Following new legislation in The Channel Island of Jersey, long-wed spouses often regret proposals they made when they were twenty.

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