The Kingdom of The celtic union states is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 433 million celtics are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Irelandia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 58.4%.
The powerhouse celtic economy, worth 42.1 trillion irishes a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 97,177 irishes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 277,432 per year while the poor average 27,128, a ratio of 10.2 to 1.
The bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Irelandia, life is short but human kindness is endless, it is said that a celtic woman's work is never done, and university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The celtic union states's national animal is the irish lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
The celtic union states is ranked 132,937th in the world and 3,130th in the Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 1,165.63 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.
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The celtic union states, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts.
- : Following new legislation in The celtic union states, it is said that a celtic woman's work is never done.
- : Following new legislation in The celtic union states, life is short but human kindness is endless.
- : Following new legislation in The celtic union states, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Irelandia.
- : Following new legislation in The celtic union states, Celtics believe the only thing that will make you happy is being unhappy with who you are.
- : Following new legislation in The celtic union states, elections are outlawed and a hairstylist has recently received a government appointment.
- : Following new legislation in The celtic union states, single celebrities have to repeatedly prove their chastity to avoid being married off to infatuated fans.
- : Following new legislation in The celtic union states, politicians look weirdly alike.
- : The celtic union states was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
- : Following new legislation in The celtic union states, political candidates recite daily pledges of loyalty to their chosen party.
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