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Most Advanced Public Transport: 390thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 590thLargest Welfare Programs: 697th
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The Catholic State of Eire

Population17.741 billion

CapitalBaile Átha Cliath
LeaderTaoiseach Pádraig MacCraith
Faiththe Catholic Church in Éire

CurrencyPunt
AnimalIrish Wolfhound

The United Socialist Republic of The Catholic State of Eire is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Taoiseach Pádraig MacCraith with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, state-planned economy, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 17.741 billion Éireannacha love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baile Átha Cliath. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Éireannach economy, worth a remarkable 2,770 trillion Punts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 156,152 Punts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Taoiseach Pádraig MacCraith's bedroom, military information leaks are **REDACTED** by **REDACTED** in **REDACTED**, trying to toast marshmallows in an electric fireplace just isn't the same, and teen boys and girls find stick-figure-aided lectures on their comradestruation emphasises socialist unity more than biology. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Catholic State of Eire's national animal is the Irish Wolfhound, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Catholic Church in Éire.

The Catholic State of Eire is ranked 10,159th in the world and 10th in Right to Life for Most Stationary, with 2,339.4658985742 days.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 390thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 590thLargest Welfare Programs: 697thSafest: 1,599thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,767thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,910thMost Pacifist: 1,991stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,594thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,677thNicest Citizens: 2,759thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,874thLargest Governments: 2,890thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,929thTop
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Most Devout: 3,322ndLowest Crime Rates: 3,431stLongest Average Lifespans: 3,747thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,123rdMost Subsidized Industry: 4,524thHealthiest Citizens: 5,149thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,170thMost Influential: 5,303rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,407thBest Weather: 5,735thMost Developed: 6,599thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,805thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,984thHighest Economic Output: 8,076thMost Inclusive: 8,627thMost Stationary: 10,159thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,179thHighest Food Quality: 10,417thSmartest Citizens: 11,793rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,311thMost Efficient Economies: 13,652ndTop
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Most Cultured: 16,858thHighest Average Incomes: 20,000thLargest Populations: 20,146thMost Scientifically Advanced: 24,307thMost Income Equality: 25,193rd
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionBest Weather: 9th in the regionMost Stationary: 10th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Income Equality: 13th in the regionMost Devout: 14th in the regionLargest Populations: 14th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 14th in the region

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