Population | 7.738 billion |
Capital | Seattle |
Leader | Gabriel Valk |
Currency | Cascadian Dollar |
Animal | Gray Wolf |
The Constitutional Monarchy of The Cascade Regions is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Gabriel Valk with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-working population of 7.738 billion Cascadians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seattle. The average income tax rate is 31.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Cascadian economy, worth a remarkable 1,301 trillion Cascadian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 168,209 Cascadian Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.
Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies", for some reason the census focuses on daily banana ingestion and hourly quip rate, and people boast about their low income on their dating profiles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Cascade Regions's national animal is the Gray Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
The Cascade Regions is ranked 28,343rd in the world and 1,823rd in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 83.48 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Cascade Regions's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : The Cascade Regions's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Following new legislation in The Cascade Regions, people boast about their low income on their dating profiles.
- : Following new legislation in The Cascade Regions, for some reason the census focuses on daily banana ingestion and hourly quip rate.
- : The Cascade Regions was refounded in Osiris.
- : The Cascade Regions ceased to exist in Osiris.
- : The Cascade Regions was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : The Cascade Regions was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : The Cascade Regions was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : The Cascade Regions's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".