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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,758thLargest Populations: 8,263rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,954th
The Dem Socialist Republic of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship
A New Dawning for All
Charles Nellis
Influence
Powerbroker
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Cardwith Islands

Population24.855 billion

CapitalNoritts
LeaderCharles Nellis

CurrencyTupa
AnimalHowler Monkey

The Dem Socialist Republic of The Cardwith Islands is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Charles Nellis with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 24.855 billion Cardwithians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Noritts. The average income tax rate is 90.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Cardwithian economy, worth a remarkable 1,302 trillion Tupas a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 52,385 Tupas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The state conscripts sociopathic orphan girls to train as professional assassins, conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region, and disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Cardwith Islands's national animal is the Howler Monkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Cardwith Islands is ranked 28,949th in the world and 2nd in Wishtonia for Most Stationary, with 1,383.8599129402 days.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 19,039thMost Influential: 19,829thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,870thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21,093rdHighest Economic Output: 21,358thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 24,039thBest Weather: 27,067thMost Compassionate Citizens: 27,210thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 28,195thLargest Governments: 28,586thMost Stationary: 28,949thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 29,486th
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Most Influential: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the region

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