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The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada

Population5.311 billion

CapitalPanorama
LeaderBronte Dickens

CurrencyColada
AnimalTiger

The Democratic Republic of The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Bronte Dickens with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.311 billion Brunchovian Republic of Pina Coladans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Panorama. The average income tax rate is 72.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Brunchovian Republic of Pina Coladan economy, worth 381 trillion Coladas a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 71,860 Coladas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Euthanasia is illegal, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes, a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Brunchovian Republic of Pina Coladan politicians, and journalists often nap through tedious police press briefings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada is ranked 163,460th in the world and 7,063rd in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -108.69 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,099thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,408thMost Pacifist: 6,988thSafest: 6,991stLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,116thBest Weather: 9,685thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 11,218thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,485thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,629thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,743rdMost Beautiful Environments: 13,728thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,920thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,080thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,243rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,603rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,015thHealthiest Citizens: 17,514thMost Inclusive: 17,862ndMost Stationary: 19,006thMost Cultured: 19,791stLargest Welfare Programs: 20,139thSmartest Citizens: 20,527th
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Most Influential: 216th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 277th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 309th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 335th in the regionSafest: 386th in the regionMost Pacifist: 396th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 470th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 506th in the regionBest Weather: 526th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 618th in the regionNicest Citizens: 626th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 637th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 644th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 668th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 694th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 732nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 802nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 817th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 908th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 313 » Siwale, Corfad, Sunto, Notyoutopia, Universal State Formula, Shibutani, Yaorozu, Great Bights Mum, PlanetPunk, Kwaj, Selfgradatude, Frances Francis the First of France, Buckerino, Territorio di Nessuno, Yukti, Holy Oranz, Unimaginable Doom, Wineclaw, Sil Dorsett, Govornia, East Supple Lund, Malta Comino Gozo, Diodone, Shadowrik, Arimbia, Pallaith, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Cloydicia, Moubarakistan, Former English Colony, New Lakemba, Highton Islands, Felpolandia, Calamazo, Koda-Land, Ice and Tinian, Alice Gardens, French Bananastan, Dadastan Archipelago, United Draconia, Pleroma Sans Romans, Cinnibar, The Gamer Party, Empy, Whereisthatistan, Wilkshire, Atain, Zeternia, Sundred, Sea Ghost, and 263 others.Pradovnia, Zokk, The Bureaucratic Territories, Ethnon, Lemonbiscuits, Maott, Pasargad, Choistan, Antiyard, The Iron Lions, Xentherida, El Fiji Grande, East Wushen, Dar es Saalam, Rosewood-, Panama Coalition, Arstungry, Potatolandium, Kobagia, Detrivania, The Rhein States, The Most Freedom Ever, Walter Jackson, New Pruessen, Valhalla123, Free Culture, Elevation, North Armatas, Dopeland420, Venezuelia, SORT, Newpromisedland, Chukstik Illahi, Vincone Cae, Zumlandia, Velon, The Lucky but Unfortunate Wanderers, Itallitopia, North Bratislava, Gilakistan, Kasazzastan, Omnistria, Unsophisticate, Napnomadia, Bearical, Acrabinnia, Avemterra, Dreadton, Ninjak30, Joodey, Eri-Maqa-Ena, The Windmilluminati, Fengate, The Sinclarian Provinces, Guer Aike, Elgaland-Vargaland, Esplandia, Necromonia, Neo Colorado, Niradans, Ilisseia, Votak Matim, Egalico, Solmetria, Wooleystan, Plumas, Steampunk Ariel, Plangainer, Trillius, Haor Chall, 1 very fast endotarter, Soviet Terran, British Pacific Islands, Loutsland, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Noahs Second Country, Phoronu, David Davidson, Astrind, Glurponia, Runeda, Daiz, The Tampa Bay Rays, Seenvorland, McMasterdonia, New Octicarg, Abject Ludicrosity, The Stratosphere Islands, Nakayo, Wisconsota, Gnomewatchers, Prydania, Tachycardia, Kranostav, PotatoFarmers, Pazair, Viridiann, Clan Spaniel, Dabarastan, United Kahndaq, Serendipita Martia, Orado, Zyvetskistaahn, Terban Kedah, Vernest Quill, Interdimensional Zone, Ravendi, Partax, The Navy Blue, Merconitonitopia, Valentine Z, Praeceps, Volstokn, Cobleck Weleis, Alamei, VietAnhland, Fendlium, Loli County, Hamerica, Fayyayid, Arlens Apartment, Sunaiya, Singamadri, Xagill, Austral States of America, Psychotic Vegans, MiaryBhalzhack, The New Communist Republic Of States, Woodsend, Yokciq Empire, The Endless Eventide, Irishvan, Vivanco, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, KhalChicken, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Drutopia Insomnia, Xyrron, Aeolist, Ihese, Immenium, SherpDaWerp in TNP, The Lancerian Empire, Khoik, Prevaland, Crader, Nisastria, Varola, Godwanna, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Ereena, Nistriabar, Unshleepd, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Hyphen, Nova Arcania, Fel Imass, Greater New America, Aingard, Schnuftelland, Old Emporia, The Greylands, U S Eh, The Pantheons, Solskjar, Korovan Isles, Westinor, Zixu, Fizban, Anungu, Zemnaya Svoboda, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Astronomical, Fauzjhia, The Serdey Islands, Greater Pittsburgh, Mesopotama, Frostcell, Sikol, The Ricebenders, Paul Pasch, Centromuria, Xatin, Saperisole, Zzozona, Hopsin, Ver Testua, Termathe, The Calabash Protectorate, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Libertania Democratica, Vesuva, Kocherian, Cowbridge, Asoc lon, Colonies of Free Temeria, Seanat, Innocentic, Pizza Squared, Maynilan, Advancia-Sizzletown, Dropey, Brucklania, Arichia, The United States of Nuclear Weapons, Damsmel, Yalgora, New Jamgra, Simone Republic, Loptous, Animu Place, Bushkrub, Amblegreserland, Madjack, Xipher, The Federal Republic of Scouseland, Kragsgale, Amerian States, Astal Aavors, Illusia and Neverendia, Ultra777, Maclare, Buckhem, Irunjarai, Andexia, Principia Mathematica, WeKnow, Gendirt, Ihsan, Eastern Cous Empria, Democratic Republic of Kohland, Wolvenland, Eschatosia, Moszce-Walvard, Therizia, Aerilia, Cretox State, Morover, Heilhum Imperius, Nouvelle-Floride, Eywaan, Amprak, Comfed, Glanst, Elvoreto, The Kingdom Of Wagies, Chips and Guac, Navsland, Rozarus, Outer Shenendoah, Hardscrabble, Ofira, Citrus Rutaceae, Camus Orwell, Feelonia, Warancia, Pinguioris, Healiopolis, Nobec, Solcius, Siglakan, Lulubellia, and Imperial Tenno.

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