Population | 3.735 billion |
Capital | The bestest city |
Leader | Dictatorship McDictatorship Man |
Faith | The bestest religion |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Deer |
The Dictatorship of The Bestest Thing is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Dictatorship McDictatorship Man with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, public floggings, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.735 billion Bestest Thingians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The bestest city. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Bestest Thingian economy, worth a remarkable 1,267 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 339,349 Dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,963,884 per year while the poor average 27,913, a ratio of 70.4 to 1.
A cyber-war between file sharers and the music industry formats hard drives across the country, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, one of the nation's leading exports is empty platitudes, and adulthood begins with the creation of an email account. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Bestest Thing's national animal is the Deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The bestest religion.
The Bestest Thing is ranked 14,353rd in the world and 14th in Astoria for Lowest Crime Rates, with 94.9 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Bestest Thing, adulthood begins with the creation of an email account.
- : Following new legislation in The Bestest Thing, one of the nation's leading exports is empty platitudes.
- : Following new legislation in The Bestest Thing, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites.
- : Following new legislation in The Bestest Thing, a cyber-war between file sharers and the music industry formats hard drives across the country.
- : Following new legislation in The Bestest Thing, internet trolls are considered valiant supporters of the right to free speech.
- : The Bestest Thing was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Primitive.
- : Following new legislation in The Bestest Thing, foreign students are expected to have a Kegmeister Grade Average of 36-24-36 to qualify for university.
- : Following new legislation in The Bestest Thing, citizens are arrested for naturally producing proteins.
- : Following new legislation in The Bestest Thing, the impoverished sick hang around outside golf clubs to beg for funding for healthcare.
- : Following new legislation in The Bestest Thing, government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet.