| Population | 9.777 billion |
| Capital | Rhodoline |
| Leader | Prince of Rhodoline |
| Faith | Orifism |
| Currency | Courjitzien |
| Animal | House Cat |
The Incomprehensible Catastrophe of The Ankhalic Vaspriot is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Prince of Rhodoline with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.777 billion Vaspriots enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.
The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rhodoline. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Vaspriot economy, worth a remarkable 1,927 trillion Courjitziens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 197,114 Courjitziens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Rhodoline's back alleys are rife with sausage eating, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet, cat memes without alt text are now illegal, and knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Ankhalic Vaspriot's national animal is the House Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orifism.
The Ankhalic Vaspriot is ranked 305,358th in the world and 24th in Aessui for Highest Disposable Incomes, with zero Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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The Ankhalic Vaspriot was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Following new legislation in The Ankhalic Vaspriot, knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags.
- : Following new legislation in The Ankhalic Vaspriot, cat memes without alt text are now illegal.
- : Following new legislation in The Ankhalic Vaspriot, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet.
- : Following new legislation in The Ankhalic Vaspriot, Rhodoline's back alleys are rife with sausage eating.
- : Following new legislation in The Ankhalic Vaspriot, scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new.
- : Following new legislation in The Ankhalic Vaspriot, people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating.
- : Following new legislation in The Ankhalic Vaspriot, many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses.
- : Following new legislation in The Ankhalic Vaspriot, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game.
- : Following new legislation in The Ankhalic Vaspriot, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors.
