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Most Valuable International Artwork: 216thLargest Welfare Programs: 505thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 651st
The Notably Outlandish Land of
Tyranny by Majority Thieves
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Prince of Rhodoline
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Ankhalic Vaspriot

Population4.99 billion

CapitalRhodoline
LeaderPrince of Rhodoline
FaithOrifism

CurrencyCourjitzien
AnimalHouse Cat

The Notably Outlandish Land of The Ankhalic Vaspriot is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prince of Rhodoline with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.99 billion Vaspriots enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rhodoline. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Vaspriot economy, worth 624 trillion Courjitziens a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 125,162 Courjitziens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vaccinations are mandatory, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout The Ankhalic Vaspriot after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax, the country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state, and exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Ankhalic Vaspriot's national animal is the House Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orifism.

The Ankhalic Vaspriot is ranked 505th in the world and 1st in TCG Official Realm for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 14,595.86 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 216thLargest Welfare Programs: 505thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 651stSafest: 1,039thMost Pacifist: 1,136thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,154thBest Weather: 1,309thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,366thNicest Citizens: 1,444thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,471stHealthiest Citizens: 1,553rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,556thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,669thMost Inclusive: 1,975thLowest Crime Rates: 1,992ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,084thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,164thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,329thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,395thTop
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Highest Food Quality: 2,619thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,789thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,809thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,921stMost Secular: 4,087thMost Developed: 4,276thMost Income Equality: 4,299thLargest Governments: 4,315thMost Cultured: 5,516thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,351stMost Subsidized Industry: 7,737thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,877thSmartest Citizens: 9,565thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 16,540thHighest Average Incomes: 23,794th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Ankhalic Vaspriot, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end.
  • : Following new legislation in The Ankhalic Vaspriot, the country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state.
  • : Following new legislation in The Ankhalic Vaspriot, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout The Ankhalic Vaspriot after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax.
  • : Following new legislation in The Ankhalic Vaspriot, vaccinations are mandatory.
  • : Following new legislation in The Ankhalic Vaspriot, glamping Vaspriots won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
  • : The Ankhalic Vaspriot was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Following new legislation in The Ankhalic Vaspriot, male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed.
  • : Following new legislation in The Ankhalic Vaspriot, terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports.
  • : Following new legislation in The Ankhalic Vaspriot, taking hostages is a great way to influence government policy.
  • : Following new legislation in The Ankhalic Vaspriot, the government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks.

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