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Rudest Citizens: 912thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 924thMost Stationary: 1,402nd
The United Kingdom of
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The Animals

Population27.316 billion

CapitalNewcastle upon Tyne
LeaderEric Burdon
FaithAgnostic Pantheism

CurrencyBlues Rift
AnimalBurdon Lion

The United Kingdom of The Animals is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Eric Burdon with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, rampant corporate plagiarism, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 27.316 billion Animalsians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Newcastle upon Tyne. The average income tax rate is 28.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Animalsian economy, worth a remarkable 5,144 trillion Blues Rifts a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 188,333 Blues Rifts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Eric Burdon steals from the rich and gives to the needy, robotic spouses prove to be just as imperfect as flesh and blood ones, mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found, and a popular saying is "don't do the crime if you can't smash the lime(stone)". Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Animals's national animal is the Burdon Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnostic Pantheism.

The Animals is ranked 21,348th in the world and 359th in NationStates for Smartest Citizens, with 62.32 quips per hour.

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Rudest Citizens: 912thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 924thMost Stationary: 1,402ndHighest Crime Rates: 2,463rdMost Rebellious Youth: 2,751stTop
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Highest Economic Output: 3,462ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,811thLargest Black Market: 3,920thMost Inclusive: 4,268thLargest Retail Industry: 4,411thMost Avoided: 5,729thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,914thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,202ndMost Corrupt Governments: 6,864thNicest Citizens: 7,043rdLargest Populations: 7,229thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,351stMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,763rdHighest Food Quality: 9,406thMost Influential: 10,311thHighest Average Incomes: 13,599thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,366thNudest: 17,241stTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 18,526thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,219thMost Efficient Economies: 20,550thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,643rdHighest Poor Incomes: 20,938thSmartest Citizens: 21,348thMost Secular: 21,679thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 23,213thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 24,300thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24,861stHighest Drug Use: 26,662ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 29,467thMost Subsidized Industry: 32,347thMost Developed: 33,517th
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Nicest Citizens: 55th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 61st in the regionMost Stationary: 63rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 68th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Animals was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : The Animals was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : The Animals was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : The Animals was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : The Animals created a custom banner.
  • : The Animals altered its national flag.
  • : The Animals altered its national flag.
  • : The Animals created a custom banner.
  • : The Animals altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in The Animals, a popular saying is "don't do the crime if you can't smash the lime(stone)".

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