by Max Barry

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Most Armed: 12,321stMost Corrupt Governments: 15,820thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,509th
The Star Spangled Monarchy of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship
I've since learned to hold popular opinion of no value.
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The American Royal States

Population3.723 billion

CapitalHamilton DC
LeaderSenatorial-Superme Court Regency Council

AnimalBald Eagle

The Star Spangled Monarchy of The American Royal States is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Senatorial-Superme Court Regency Council with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.723 billion Americans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hamilton DC. The average income tax rate is 53.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient American economy, worth 349 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 93,907 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path, the law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Hamilton DC, and the blood on the hands of Senatorial-Superme Court Regency Council may not be metaphorical. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The American Royal States's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secularism.

The American Royal States is ranked 280,946th in the world and 475th in KAISERREICH for Most Primitive, scoring -207.1 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Armed: 12,321stTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 15,820thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,509thMost Cultured: 19,496thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,787thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,158thLargest Black Market: 22,202ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,520thMost Developed: 24,213thMost Scientifically Advanced: 24,250thMost Subsidized Industry: 25,692ndSmartest Citizens: 28,264thHighest Food Quality: 28,736th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16th in the regionMost Armed: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 19th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 21st in the regionLargest Black Market: 23rd in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 26th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 27th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 28th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 33rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 34th in the regionNudest: 37th in the regionMost Inclusive: 37th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 39th in the regionMost Developed: 39th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 46th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 47th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 49th in the region

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