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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,525thMost Cultured: 1,978thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,401st
The Grand Kingdom of
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The Alemanni

Population16.695 billion

CapitalNeu Munich
LeaderKing Maximilian von Kartoffel

AnimalBlack Eagle

The Grand Kingdom of The Alemanni is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Maximilian von Kartoffel with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.695 billion Alamanians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neu Munich. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Alamanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,193 trillion Marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 191,305 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them, dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming, and ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products. Crime is totally unknown. The Alemanni's national animal is the Black Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

The Alemanni is ranked 11,731st in the world and 18th in Spiritus for Most Armed, with 8.36 Weapons Per Person.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,525thMost Cultured: 1,978thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,401stTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 2,606thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,752ndMost Subsidized Industry: 2,779thMost Developed: 2,838thMost Influential: 2,851stMost Efficient Economies: 2,881stMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,073rdMost Stationary: 3,363rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,367thSmartest Citizens: 3,552ndMost Beautiful Environments: 3,742ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,750thLargest Governments: 3,919thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,231stHighest Economic Output: 4,352ndHighest Poor Incomes: 4,547thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,813thBest Weather: 5,642ndHealthiest Citizens: 5,663rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,357thNicest Citizens: 6,437thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,470thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,553rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,588thHighest Average Incomes: 7,614thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,307thMost Inclusive: 8,612thLowest Crime Rates: 8,690thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,481stLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,957thMost Armed: 11,731stNudest: 11,898thSafest: 12,006thTop
Largest Populations: 12,848thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,919thMost Secular: 14,402ndHighest Drug Use: 15,761stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,940th
Highest Drug Use: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 10th in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 13th in the regionMost Cultured: 13th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Developed: 15th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 15th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 15th in the regionLargest Governments: 16th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 16th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 16th in the regionTop
Nudest: 17th in the regionMost Armed: 18th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 20th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 21st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 22nd in the regionLargest Populations: 23rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 23rd in the regionBest Weather: 24th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 25th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 27th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 27th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 28th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 29th in the region

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