Population | 7.684 billion |
Capital | The Great City |
Currency | Graios |
Animal | Ankhazios |
The Lost Island of Thakia is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its infamous sell-swords, keen interest in outer space, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 7.684 billion Thakians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Great City. The average income tax rate is 87.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Thakian economy, worth 996 trillion Graios a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 129,641 Graios, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Babies are a small but significant export, 'Ankhaziosnado 6: You Gotta Be Kidding Me' is this summer's top-grossing movie, government programs are less "written" and more "plagiarised", and companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thakia's national animal is the Ankhazios, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Thakia is ranked 125,638th in the world and 18th in The United Islands of the Atlantic for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 942.19 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Thakia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Sustainable Forest Management"".
- : Thakia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending and the Top 10% for Highest Food Quality and Most Developed.
- : Thakia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Thakia lodged a message on the The United Islands of the Atlantic Regional Message Board.
- : Thakia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : Thakia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
- : Thakia's influence in The United Islands of the Atlantic rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Thakia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : Thakia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Murderers Get Nothing".
- : Thakia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.