The Kingdom of TexJeeps is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King Tex with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.942 billion TexJeepsians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Popptown. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient TexJeepsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,144 trillion Danks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 215,684 Danks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Psychiatrists bizarrely accompany King Tex to meetings with foreign heads of state, board shorts have replaced board rooms, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, and children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name. Crime is totally unknown. TexJeeps's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

TexJeeps is ranked 6,867^th in the world and 1^st in The Popptart Empire for Most Secular, with 97.3 Atheism Rate.