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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 617thMost Influential: 969thMost Devout: 1,629th
The United States of
Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People
Don't Mess with Texas
Sir Howdy
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Texas States

Population5.725 billion

CapitalLone Star City
LeaderSir Howdy

Currency1000 Ton of Gold

The United States of Texas States is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Sir Howdy with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 5.725 billion Texans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lone Star City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Texan economy, worth 958 trillion 1000 Tons of Gold a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 167,362 1000 Tons of Gold, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

College-level writing classes are taught by undergraduate editors of the school newspaper, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, giant beards and handlebar moustaches are increasingly popular, and Sir Howdy can't hear a thing when the unwashed masses throw rocks at the new state limousine. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Texas States's national animal is the Longhorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Texas States is ranked 3,109th in the world and 113th in The North Pacific for Most Armed, with 12.81 Weapons Per Person.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 617thMost Influential: 969thMost Devout: 1,629thTop
Most Armed: 3,109thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,949thBest Weather: 4,407thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,264thRudest Citizens: 5,530thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,807thLargest Retail Industry: 6,554thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,704thMost Efficient Economies: 7,737thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,582ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,101stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,439thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,467thHighest Average Incomes: 10,907thLowest Crime Rates: 11,180thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,516thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,965thLargest Black Market: 12,266thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 12,807thMost Developed: 12,880thLargest Governments: 12,932ndMost Subsidized Industry: 16,674thHighest Economic Output: 19,326thLongest Average Lifespans: 21,470thMost Advanced Public Education: 23,167thMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,359thSmartest Citizens: 23,607th
Most Devout: 67th in the regionTop
Most Armed: 113th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 165th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 211th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 246th in the regionBest Weather: 272nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 290th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 347th in the regionMost Influential: 360th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 379th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 427th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 439th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 444th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 445th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 469th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 517th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 536th in the regionLargest Black Market: 548th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 587th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 607th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 618th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 648th in the regionLargest Governments: 654th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 728th in the regionMost Developed: 754th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 878th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 925th in the region

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