by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 585thMost Influential: 953rdMost Devout: 1,643rd
The United States of
Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce
Don't Mess with Texas
Sir Howdy
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Texas States

Population4.526 billion

CapitalLone Star City
LeaderSir Howdy

Currency1000 Ton of Gold

The United States of Texas States is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Sir Howdy with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, compulsory gun ownership, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.526 billion Texans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lone Star City. The average income tax rate is 54.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Texan economy, worth 720 trillion 1000 Tons of Gold a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 159,192 1000 Tons of Gold, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Autarky's deemed malarkey as foreign bric-a-brac's brought back, only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens, citizens must pay to enjoy Texas States's pristine beaches, and Sir Howdy's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Texas States's national animal is the Longhorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Texas States is ranked 81,289th in the world and 3,516th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,759.07 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 585thMost Influential: 953rdMost Devout: 1,643rdTop
Most Armed: 3,072ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,559thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,813thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,913thBest Weather: 5,390thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,681stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,150thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,550thMost Efficient Economies: 8,969thLargest Retail Industry: 9,983rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,997thLargest Black Market: 11,216thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 11,747thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,274thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,911thLowest Crime Rates: 13,393rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,413thHighest Disposable Incomes: 13,626thMost Developed: 13,857thMost Conservative: 14,112thLargest Governments: 16,027thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,312thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,329thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,130thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,773rd
Most Devout: 63rd in the regionTop
Most Armed: 107th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 188th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 207th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 239th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 241st in the regionBest Weather: 316th in the regionMost Influential: 342nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 409th in the regionLargest Black Market: 420th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 427th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 468th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 476th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 482nd in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 523rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 528th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 537th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 550th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 577th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 582nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 632nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 679th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 718th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 727th in the regionMost Conservative: 751st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 763rd in the regionMost Developed: 772nd in the regionLargest Governments: 786th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 861st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Texas States was endorsed by The Kingdom of PEG.
  • : Following new legislation in Texas States, Sir Howdy's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts.
  • : Texas States voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn The Land of Kings and Emperors".
  • : Texas States was endorsed by The Republic of Maratabat.
  • : Following new legislation in Texas States, citizens must pay to enjoy Texas States's pristine beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in Texas States, only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Texas States, autarky's deemed malarkey as foreign bric-a-brac's brought back.
  • : Texas States voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Sovereign Justice Accord".
  • : Following new legislation in Texas States, many friends and relatives of Sir Howdy have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations.
  • : Following new legislation in Texas States, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 238 » Shibutani, Orado, The Rhein States, Siwale, Pallaith, Pazair, Wisconsota, Loutsland, Territorio di Nessuno, Runeda, PlanetPunk, Selfgradatude, Corfad, Dreadton, Zumlandia, Dar es Saalam, Viridiann, Sunto, North Bratislava, Koda-Land, Sundred, Yaorozu, Newpromisedland, The Tampa Bay Rays, Dabarastan, Fizban, Trillius, Guer Aike, Zyvetskistaahn, Notyoutopia, Bearical, Ravendi, Daiz, Lorigia, Interdimensional Zone, Great Bights Mum, Valhalla123, Shadowrik, Eri-Maqa-Ena, 1 very fast endotarter, McMasterdonia, Glurponia, Seenvorland, Wineclaw, Empy, Kranostav, Sil Dorsett, Vincone Cae, Frances Francis the First of France, El Fiji Grande, and 188 others.Ethnon, Gnomewatchers, The Iron Lions, Steampunk Ariel, Holy Oranz, Misthas, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Vathnutum, Praeceps, Valentine Z, Volstokn, Fendlium, Austral States of America, Napnomadia, Prydania, Wilkshire, Loli County, Makersaulache, Minuda, Advancia-Sizzletown, Eraver, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Hamerica, United Kahndaq, Merconitonitopia, The Austro Germanic Union, Moubarakistan, Kelvaros Prime, Xagill, Malta Comino Gozo, Noahs Second Country, Tachycardia, Yokciq Empire, Universal State Formula, The New Communist Republic Of States, Anungu, Dakota Territories, Hyphen, Azzarel, South Almyra, Psychotic Vegans, Alamei, Arimbia, Amblegreserland, Aetulia, Wit Noreis, Antiyard, Alice Gardens, Altivia, Freyford, Ataraxia Somnia, The Stratosphere Islands, Pleroma Sans Romans, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Lucedeia, The Endless Eventide, Votak Matim, Omnistria, Xyrron, Clan Spaniel, The Lancerian Empire, Prevaland, Diodone, Crader, New Lakemba, Xentherida, The Windmilluminati, SORT, Nisastria, Aeolist, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Nistriabar, Varola, Unshleepd, Greater New America, New Octicarg, Schnuftelland, Avastate, Maott, The Pantheons, Korovan Isles, Westinor, The Most Freedom Ever, Zeternia, Ver Testua, Astronomical, Fauzjhia, The Serdey Islands, Greater Pittsburgh, Frostcell, Sikol, Saperisole, Zzozona, Timothea, Dylanana, Termathe, Former English Colony, I Like Killing people, The Calabash Protectorate, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Libertania Democratica, Walter Jackson, Kocherian, Asoc lon, Ihsan, Seanat, Brucklania, Fayyayid, Arichia, Joodey, Solskjar, Palisede, Smesh, Simone Republic, Alyrria, Highton Islands, Yellops, PotatoFarmers, Orogonia, Nouvelle-Floride, New Jamgra, Khoik, Unimaginable Doom, Yalgora, U S Eh, Maclare, Animu Place, Madjack, Principia Mathematica, Pokemanland, Xipher, The Federal Republic of Scouseland, Kragsgale, Buckhem, Amerian States, Astal Aavors, Illusia and Neverendia, Andexia, Neu-Galicia, WeKnow, Eastern Cous Empria, Etanur, Democratic Republic of Kohland, Heilhum Imperius, Draconian Progression, Harjad, Eywaan, Hardscrabble, Daulatpur, Erubetia, Frahnkzaden, Aerilia, Cretox State, Morover, Solcius, Outer Shenendoah, Chips and Guac, Glanst, The Kingdom Of Wagies, Lulubellia, Elvoreto, Magna Banitia, Navsland, Unsophisticate, Rozarus, Abonland, Sopernia, A Die, Boston Castle, Jerzykowo, Republica Guilleana, New Ecronentia, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Religioncord, Ofrettia, Why Seriously, Bankowiata, The Clever Crow, Kazoo Basin, The Unified Missourtama States, Liminyj, Venicea, Caffeinetopia, Arloria, Dai Nippon Yamato, Pytong, Maratabat, and PEG.

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