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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th
The Dominion of
Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites
Fight to the death!
The Despot
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Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
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Political Freedom
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Teufelvolk

Population26.219 billion

CapitalGroznyj Grad
LeaderThe Despot
FaithFascism

CurrencyOsmium Standard
AnimalMantis

The Dominion of Teufelvolk is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Despot with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, ritual sacrifices, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 26.219 billion Teufelvolkians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Groznyj Grad. The average income tax rate is 49.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Teufelvolkian economy, worth an astonishing 20,640 trillion Osmium Standards a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 787,222 Osmium Standards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground, Teufelvolkian watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact, environmental legislation occurs cyclically, and airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Teufelvolk's national animal is the Mantis, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Fascism.

Teufelvolk is ranked 209,754th in the world and 7,637th in the Pacific for Safest, scoring 1.52 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4thLargest Insurance Industry: 5thLargest Mining Sector: 6thMost Corrupt Governments: 8thHighest Poor Incomes: 20thHighest Average Incomes: 40thLargest Retail Industry: 47thLargest Black Market: 57thMost Avoided: 62ndHighest Economic Output: 66thMost Efficient Economies: 74thMost Devout: 98thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 115thRudest Citizens: 140thMost Subsidized Industry: 149thFattest Citizens: 233rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 247thHighest Disposable Incomes: 253rdMost Stationary: 364thLargest Governments: 385thMost Ignorant Citizens: 506thMost Scientifically Advanced: 588thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,245thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,519thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,053rdTop
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Largest Populations: 3,150thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,705thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,786thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,001stLowest Crime Rates: 6,585thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,189thTop
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Nudest: 11,053rdMost Influential: 11,428thHighest Drug Use: 12,565thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,267thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,880th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 13th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 15th in the regionLargest Populations: 18th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 29th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 35th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 35th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 81st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 92nd in the regionMost Influential: 126th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 142nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 145th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 158th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 165th in the regionNudest: 301st in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 450th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 630th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, environmental legislation occurs cyclically.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, Teufelvolkian watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground.
  • : Teufelvolk was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, chickens roam the streets freely.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, The Despot often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, retail stores are known for creating their own oddly-similar holidays in the months preceding any major festivity.

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