The Dominion of Teufelvolk is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Despot with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, ritual sacrifices, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 26.219 billion Teufelvolkians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Groznyj Grad. The average income tax rate is 49.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Teufelvolkian economy, worth an astonishing 20,640 trillion Osmium Standards a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 787,222 Osmium Standards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground, Teufelvolkian watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact, environmental legislation occurs cyclically, and airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Teufelvolk's national animal is the Mantis, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Fascism.

Teufelvolk is ranked 209,754^th in the world and 7,637^th in the Pacific for Safest, scoring 1.52 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.