Population | 26.939 billion |
Capital | Noghaven |
Leader | Caterina Nogson |
Faith | Atheist |
Currency | Groat |
Animal | Mongoose |
The Commonweal of Testa is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Caterina Nogson with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 26.939 billion Testans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Noghaven. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Testan economy, worth a remarkable 7,868 trillion Groats a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 292,104 Groats, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Anti-government web sites are springing up, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, and the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Testa's national animal is the Mongoose, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheist.
Testa is ranked 602nd in the world and 14th in 10000 Islands for Most Cultured, scoring 468 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Testa, the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead.
- : Following new legislation in Testa, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.
- : Following new legislation in Testa, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism.
- : Following new legislation in Testa, anti-government web sites are springing up.
- : Following new legislation in Testa, living well is no longer the best kind of revenge.
- : Following new legislation in Testa, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals.
- : Following new legislation in Testa, social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content.
- : Following new legislation in Testa, an internet search for the word "bland" produces pictures of Caterina Nogson.
- : Following new legislation in Testa, planes can be grounded for months simply because an inspector "didn't like the color".
- : Following new legislation in Testa, online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas.