Population | 10.028 billion |
Capital | Teodoria City |
Leader | Great Comrade Teo |
Faith | State Orthodoxism |
Currency | Teodorian Ron |
Animal | Teodorian Bear |
The Teodorian Socialist Republic of Teodorias is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Great Comrade Teo with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, prohibition of alcohol, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.028 billion Teodorians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Teodoria City. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Teodorian economy, worth a remarkable 4,162 trillion Teodorian Rons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 415,126 Teodorian Rons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, all footpaths have tollbooths, students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50, and the 3rd Airborne Beekeepers are the most feared regiment in the Teodorian military. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teodorias's national animal is the Teodorian Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Orthodoxism.
Teodorias is ranked 186,902nd in the world and 4,375th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 67.56803314532 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Teodorias was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
- : Teodorias's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Teodorias was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
- : Teodorias's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Teodorias's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Teodorias's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Teodorias was refounded in Balder.
- : Teodorias ceased to exist in Osiris.
- : Teodorias was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
- : Teodorias was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.