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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,081st Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,362nd Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,563rd
The Holy Nation of
Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship
We Need A Full Leader!Not One Like Me! Not Provisional!
Provisional Leader
Influence
Eminence Grise
WA Delegate / Gulag Supervisor
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Teodorias

Population1.138 billion

CapitalAlmost-Rebuilded Onutgrad
LeaderProvisional Leader
FaithPreferably Teodoristic Atheism

CurrencyRed Ron
AnimalMutated Dog

The Holy Nation of Teodorias is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Provisional Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, suspicion of poets, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.138 billion Teodorian's are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Almost-Rebuilded Onutgrad. The average income tax rate is 93.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Teodorian economy, worth 200 trillion Red Rons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 175,777 Red Rons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown, and the practice of capital punishment proves divisive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teodorias's national animal is the Mutated Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Preferably Teodoristic Atheism.

Teodorias is ranked 34,119th in the world and 60th in The Dictatorial Paradise for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 215,243.86 Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,081stTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,362ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,563rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,170thMost Devout: 3,298thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,548thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,560thLowest Crime Rates: 3,754thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,883rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,471stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,185thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,272ndLargest Governments: 5,483rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,972ndMost Influential: 7,055thMost Authoritarian: 7,440thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 8,148thMost Conservative: 9,421stMost Efficient Economies: 11,515thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,801stMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,923rdHealthiest Citizens: 12,414thMost Developed: 12,693rdMost Subsidized Industry: 12,826th
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Most Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 12th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 12th in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 15th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 19th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 22nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 22nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Teodorias's influence in The Dictatorial Paradise rose from "Enforcer" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Following new legislation in Teodorias, the practice of capital punishment proves divisive.
  • : Following new legislation in Teodorias, disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown.
  • : Following new legislation in Teodorias, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • : Following new legislation in Teodorias, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle.
  • : Following new legislation in Teodorias, police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom.
  • : Teodorias voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Debtor Voting Rights"".
  • : Following new legislation in Teodorias, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women.
  • : Following new legislation in Teodorias, the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism.
  • : Following new legislation in Teodorias, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines.

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