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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 337thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 362ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 387th
The Teodorian Socialist Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship
We Fight For The People!
Great Comrade Teo
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Teodorias

Population10.028 billion

CapitalTeodoria City
LeaderGreat Comrade Teo
FaithState Orthodoxism

CurrencyTeodorian Ron
AnimalTeodorian Bear

The Teodorian Socialist Republic of Teodorias is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Great Comrade Teo with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, prohibition of alcohol, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.028 billion Teodorians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Teodoria City. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Teodorian economy, worth a remarkable 4,162 trillion Teodorian Rons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 415,126 Teodorian Rons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, all footpaths have tollbooths, students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50, and the 3rd Airborne Beekeepers are the most feared regiment in the Teodorian military. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teodorias's national animal is the Teodorian Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Orthodoxism.

Teodorias is ranked 186,902nd in the world and 4,375th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 67.56803314532 days.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 337thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 362ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 387thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 556thLargest Agricultural Sector: 594thLargest Black Market: 819thHighest Poor Incomes: 911thHighest Average Incomes: 957thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,217thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,265thLowest Crime Rates: 1,364thLargest Governments: 1,930thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,049thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,510thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,194thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,332ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,043rdMost Efficient Economies: 4,098thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,401stHighest Economic Output: 4,456thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,518thLargest Mining Sector: 5,087thSmartest Citizens: 5,384thMost Patriotic: 6,018thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,338thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,498thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,687thMost Authoritarian: 7,277thLargest Insurance Industry: 7,390thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,006thMost Secular: 8,040thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,325thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,594thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,038thHealthiest Citizens: 11,802ndMost Developed: 14,794thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 17,326thLargest Welfare Programs: 18,934thMost Conservative: 24,795th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 24th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25th in the regionLargest Black Market: 34th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 42nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 46th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 46th in the regionLargest Governments: 57th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 68th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 80th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 128th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 138th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 151st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 181st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 201st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 223rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 238th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 238th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 245th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 330th in the regionMost Extreme: 339th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 340th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 348th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 391st in the regionMost Secular: 433rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 442nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 443rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 455th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 476th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 582nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 634th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 653rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 788th in the regionMost Developed: 805th in the regionMost Conservative: 951st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Teodorias was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Teodorias's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Teodorias was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Teodorias's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Teodorias's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Teodorias's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Teodorias was refounded in Balder.
  • : Teodorias ceased to exist in Osiris.
  • : Teodorias was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Teodorias was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.

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