The Rohan Kingdom of Tengel is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its public floggings, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 17.437 billion Tengelers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 19.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Tengel economy, worth 505 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 28,965 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminals are thrown to the ponies to repay their debt to society, foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Tengel bee, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, and tumbleweeds made of litter adorn city streets. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tengel's national animal is the pony, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tengel is ranked 151,885^th in the world and 25^th in Xedas for Most Beautiful Environments, with 513.57 pounds of wildlife per square mile.